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Seriously, I can’t even tell what’s satire any more 😭
May 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I've yet to find a more reputable source than Cracked for this story.
It's absolutely wild but makes a weird kind of sense.
Trump's "Spiritual Advisor" Paula White is mentioned too.
It's about how Trump supposedly thinks he's got Holy permission to be as selfish as he wants in the name of Jesus?!😳🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
The Creepy Religion That Explains All Of Trump's Actions
When it comes to the basics of Christianity, Trump could really do with a refresher course.
www.cracked.com
May 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I *was* literally a public address professor. Not necessarily a very successful one. but like... yeah, this is bad rhetoric! it is not good rhetoric! all that this guy has is pathos and he's coasting on whatever you call ethos in a cult
April 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Tons of people voted for it to be 2019 again and we're getting 2020 over and over
April 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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the DHS secretary managed to lose a bag containing her passport, DHS ID, checkbook and three thousand dollars in cash while being surrounded by a security detail
April 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I mentioned King John earlier in another one of your skeets, but to bring him up again, the guy was incredibly unpopular throughout the last few years of his reign? And this was in a period of near total Monarchical power. Why'd the Magna Carta happen? Barons were pissed at his tyrannical rule.
April 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Stopping milk and other food safety testing but fretting about dyes? So MAGA 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
April 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM