Seriously, I can’t even tell what’s satire any more 😭

I've yet to find a more reputable source than Cracked for this story.
It's absolutely wild but makes a weird kind of sense.
Trump's "Spiritual Advisor" Paula White is mentioned too.
It's about how Trump supposedly thinks he's got Holy permission to be as selfish as he wants in the name of Jesus?!😳🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I *was* literally a public address professor. Not necessarily a very successful one. but like... yeah, this is bad rhetoric! it is not good rhetoric! all that this guy has is pathos and he's coasting on whatever you call ethos in a cult

Tons of people voted for it to be 2019 again and we're getting 2020 over and over

the DHS secretary managed to lose a bag containing her passport, DHS ID, checkbook and three thousand dollars in cash while being surrounded by a security detail

I mentioned King John earlier in another one of your skeets, but to bring him up again, the guy was incredibly unpopular throughout the last few years of his reign? And this was in a period of near total Monarchical power. Why'd the Magna Carta happen? Barons were pissed at his tyrannical rule.

Stopping milk and other food safety testing but fretting about dyes? So MAGA 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄