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Michael Garlotte
@mgarlotte.bsky.social
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Armchair Disney Imagineer
Voted ‘Most Likely to Start a Sports Podcast’ in high-school
(side-note: listen to The 407 wherever you get your podcasts)
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mgarlotte.bsky.social
NBA: Orlando
NFL: Green Bay
NHL: Dallas
College: Miss St
MLB: Texas
WNBA: Indiana (before CC)
Soccer: Orlando City (but I’m open to other teams 🤔)
kofie.bsky.social Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · May 4
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
November 19, 2024 at 4:16 AM
mgarlotte.bsky.social
Are we still calling these Skeets? I think we should still be doing that if we’ve stopped.
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
mgarlotte.bsky.social
I did VO work this week for the first time since 2019 and I genuinely did not realize how much I’d missed it.
October 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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hellocullen.bsky.social
Damn! Morrissey might not have aged gracefully but he wrote some legendary songs. Here's one of my favorites from back in the day: "Pity for Andrew, the Normal Man"

a legend. damn.
a pic of Morrissey with the song lyrics: A normal man, he wears trainers to a wedding and he loves to throw a frisbee to a dog, I am not that man, For breakfast I consume rare berries dipped in exotic foams, and more than once I've gone to funerals for poems,  But the normal man,  he argues about car *tyres, one is better than rest, and then he buys a hat that indicates his choice,  And as for me,  I feel jealousy towards babies when they ride in ornate prams, and the museum banned me when I wept too loud,  Pity the noooooormal man,  His name is Aanndreeewww.... *Chorous: Fa, fa la la laaaa,fafa, Normal, fafa  (just throw more fa's and la's around who cares)  My voice is like a Muppet voice in slightly slower motion, and I hope I never become racist but I probably will  (Chorous) --------- *British Spelling
August 27, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NOW WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS A RELIGOUS PAMPLET LIKE YOU SEE IN A STAIR CASE OR SOME ONE LEAVES AT YOUR WORK TO TURN YOU RELIGOUS, AND ITS A SKELTON AFFRAID TO LEAVE THERE HOUSE, AND IT SAYS: 'TO ANXIOUS TO LIVE TO SCARED TO DIE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 2, 2023 at 9:45 PM
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theblacknerd.bsky.social
July 8, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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fishttp.website
Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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bowsnonk.bsky.social
[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey
July 4, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
the clearest evidence that america is a manifestation of god’s will is that the fourth of july always occurs on july 4th. every. single. time. at which point does something cease to be a coincidence and start to become a miracle
July 4, 2023 at 4:46 PM
mgarlotte.bsky.social
I went out of my way to quit social media so consider this a soft launch of my relapse
A self portrait where I’m smiling at the camera while on a walk. I passed a house where contracted workers were taking turns shoveling dirt at each other in a sort of “dirt-fight”. Afterwards they kissed and tucked themselves into the bed of their pickup truck. Nature is beautiful :-)
July 4, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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murrman5.bsky.social
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM