Michael
@mfukar.bsky.social
working in software (exciting, i know) on power-efficient edge architectures. parachuting and playing music when i can't cope. a watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me once
Pinned
there must be a funny way to fit "This Is Our Hemisphere" and "Doctrine" but i cba to find it
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
RUBIO: This Is Our Hemisphere — and President Trump Will Not Allow Our Security to be Threatened
This morning, Secretary of State Marco Rubio joined multiple news programs to discuss the Trump Administration’s decisive operation that successfully
www.whitehouse.gov
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
there must be a funny way to fit "This Is Our Hemisphere" and "Doctrine" but i cba to find it
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
led by metaphorical donkeys
Cabinet Office Minister Baroness Anderson tells the Lords the Government will keep on using X.
"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."
"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."
"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
led by metaphorical donkeys
for a light evening read, i'm going to look into why there are people who confuse spreadsheets with games
January 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
for a light evening read, i'm going to look into why there are people who confuse spreadsheets with games
inspire someone to plagiarise it more like
Your PhD will inspire someone to research.
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
inspire someone to plagiarise it more like
the idea that the US admin would even think about the future of another country is so funny that it can't be captured in a GoT meme
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
the idea that the US admin would even think about the future of another country is so funny that it can't be captured in a GoT meme
truly at the brink of a new era of international legal order
I don’t even know what analytical tools could be useful to describe what we’re seeing now. Empire in decline? Far right internationalism? Wag the dog-style distraction?
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
truly at the brink of a new era of international legal order
Reposted by Michael
Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
"foreign affairs journalists" coming in hot with
<checks notes>
US administration procedural minutiae. Expected nothing more.
<checks notes>
US administration procedural minutiae. Expected nothing more.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"foreign affairs journalists" coming in hot with
<checks notes>
US administration procedural minutiae. Expected nothing more.
<checks notes>
US administration procedural minutiae. Expected nothing more.
<fresh out of bed> what in the god damned fuck is going on
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
<fresh out of bed> what in the god damned fuck is going on
people really be paying 70€ to play a third of final fantasy 7
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
people really be paying 70€ to play a third of final fantasy 7
channeling Philomena Cunk
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
channeling Philomena Cunk
all Greg Reisdorf dreams of is taking common crimes to space. dude's imagination can't exceed 3 words.
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
all Greg Reisdorf dreams of is taking common crimes to space. dude's imagination can't exceed 3 words.
shoutout to the Trainphone, the dumbest system for induction-based voice communication for railroads, the operation of which needed something like 100 horsepower, the wikipedia page of which calls it "perfected"
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
shoutout to the Trainphone, the dumbest system for induction-based voice communication for railroads, the operation of which needed something like 100 horsepower, the wikipedia page of which calls it "perfected"
temporarily fascinated by "astral projection" nonsense. in particular: where does astral projection fit in the status quo of religious doctrine? is it demonic? is it pagan? also, what does it encompass? can you astral project to the future as pictured in futurama, or just the neighbour's shed?
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
temporarily fascinated by "astral projection" nonsense. in particular: where does astral projection fit in the status quo of religious doctrine? is it demonic? is it pagan? also, what does it encompass? can you astral project to the future as pictured in futurama, or just the neighbour's shed?
should a cop, when their body cam stops recording for any reason, be executed?
everybody except bayern munchen fans think so
everybody except bayern munchen fans think so
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
should a cop, when their body cam stops recording for any reason, be executed?
everybody except bayern munchen fans think so
everybody except bayern munchen fans think so
hans gruber has fallen from nakatomi tower, it's christmas
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
hans gruber has fallen from nakatomi tower, it's christmas
people use chatbots to write code and submit it without mention, as if it's not immediately obvious that
a. code style is different
b. suddenly you've started to submit long descriptions/docs which are also obvious and superficial
c. the frequency of bullet points in your commits is up by 10000%
a. code style is different
b. suddenly you've started to submit long descriptions/docs which are also obvious and superficial
c. the frequency of bullet points in your commits is up by 10000%
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
people use chatbots to write code and submit it without mention, as if it's not immediately obvious that
a. code style is different
b. suddenly you've started to submit long descriptions/docs which are also obvious and superficial
c. the frequency of bullet points in your commits is up by 10000%
a. code style is different
b. suddenly you've started to submit long descriptions/docs which are also obvious and superficial
c. the frequency of bullet points in your commits is up by 10000%
anyway, the beatles were a boy band
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
anyway, the beatles were a boy band
Hello! I am Chief Marshal of Artillery Mitrofan Ivanovich Nedelin, and this is Jackass!
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hello! I am Chief Marshal of Artillery Mitrofan Ivanovich Nedelin, and this is Jackass!
i'm so old, i saw the royal marines band service perform a Prodigy medley youtu.be/FJBdGTN56rU?...
The Prodigy Medley | The Bands of HM Royal Marines
YouTube video by The Bands of HM Royal Marines
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i'm so old, i saw the royal marines band service perform a Prodigy medley youtu.be/FJBdGTN56rU?...
Reposted by Michael
"We built the torment nexus to warn about the ethical implications of building the torment nexus."
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
Why Stanford Researchers Tried to Create a ‘Gaydar’ Machine (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"We built the torment nexus to warn about the ethical implications of building the torment nexus."
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
— these assholes, every single time.
("gift" link)
you would think finding a team lead with the charisma of gravel and the passion of a soggy leaf would be a difficult task but no
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
you would think finding a team lead with the charisma of gravel and the passion of a soggy leaf would be a difficult task but no
today in the "Discover" feed: people posting their medical histories
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
today in the "Discover" feed: people posting their medical histories
imagine spending 20 million euros on ansible playbooks
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine spending 20 million euros on ansible playbooks