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Meya, the Vodka Slayer
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Jersey girl living in New England with my wife and our two dogs.
I am a vault of useless movie/TV information.
(She/Her)
So, I’ve been off here for awhile. Apparently Jesus died yesterday (according to Republicans) but what else have I missed?
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Spotted in Tallahassee…
July 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
OMG Universe can Donald Trump PLEASE DIE!
July 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
🤞🏻
July 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Happy Saturday 🌞
July 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
We are all this post…
July 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Donald Trump says he hates Democrats. Well, traitor, I can promise you that the feeling is mutual. You are a disgrace to this country and have betrayed everything this country stands for. You have embarrassed us all in front of the world and destroyed what makes this country great.

Fuck you!
July 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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god damn he's cooking
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
June 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
June 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Toto, I have a feeling we’re not following the constitution anymore…
June 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Can everyone stop talking about the mid-terms? America will be unrecognizable by then. In fact the words “mid” and “term” will probably be taken out of all dictionaries in the next month or so...
June 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Never thought I’d ever live in a shit hole country but here I am…
June 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You know things are bad when the highlight of your year is Poop Cruise coming out tomorrow on Netflix
And you’ve been counting down the days since April…
June 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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These tweets aged like gas station sushi.
June 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
June 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You know your old when your driving and you ask Siri to play Heart and it plays the theme song from Hart to Hart and you listen to the whole damn thing…and know Max’s voice over. 😑
June 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM