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Metro Transit (𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓭𝔂)
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Upsetting Edina since 1967.
Upsetting Met Council since 2024.
🚌 Gold Line BRT Update:

It has been brought to our attention that due to an orienteering error, the Gold Line was meant to be built on the south side of Trunk Highway 94. Metro Transit appreciates your patience as we begin the removal process of the current route.
January 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Calling shotgun in the long ass Toyota Corolla
lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train

labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...
January 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I saw a lady toss her Maltese up on top of one of these to take a shit once
Utrecht has transformed its bus stops into bee stops with green roofs.

But does it actually work? 🚏🌼🐝

According to a study from the university, the number of bees visiting the green-roofed bus shelters varied across the city.

Video by BrightVibes
December 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Tech bros would rather invent the bus in 2024 instead of just calling their auntie for a ride
December 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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We need a transit agency brave enough to tell kids they’re on the good list for taking the streetcar again. @metrotransit.bsky.social @metrotransitmn.bsky.social
December 22, 2024 at 8:26 PM
But what about Nancy from nextdoor and her street parking?? She was going to spend $3.1 billion at Starbucks
Some updates and info on the Green Line Extension were provided to the project's Corridor Management Committee last Wednesday.

Notable: the project now claims over $3 billion of development near the line, a figure that exceeds the project cost of $2.8 billion

metrocouncil.org/getdoc/2cd97...
December 11, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Need a connection between
🫵You——AND——Me👆

Please babe return my calls I miss you so much
We need a train 🚊 between
👇Here——AND———Here👇
December 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
He ride the Méetro Transet
We talked to Timothée Chalamet about his role as Bob Dylan in “A Complete Unknown” before his screening at The Main Cinema 🎸

Look for the full story tomorrow 👀
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
The "major delays" in Maplewood
December 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Sorry nvm I'll just go ask mom
Hi, I am Santa! Yes, you can get $3,000,000,000 under one condition.

If you use part of this money to extend the Northstar to St. Cloud, bring back midday and weekend service with at least 1 hour frequencies in Network Now, you can have it!!!

- Santa and Chairperson of the Met Council 🎅🎄
December 2, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Please mind the mess while we finish our construction of the dinkytown horny jails
METRO TRANSIT: BECAUSE SCREW YOU, THAT’S WHY.

@metrotransit.bsky.social
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Loading 2 employees from every White Castle on the Metro Transit ark for 40 days and 40 nights
December 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM
@metcouncilnews.bsky.social
Dear Santa, could I please have $3,000,000,000 for Christmas? I have been so good this year 🙏
December 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Woodbury be like
November 30, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Two weeks until it's flattened by an 18 year old in a Suburban anyways
The contractual requirement that every public works project in Minneapolis screw up some minor details extends to this county project. The beg button pole here was probably placed in this spot because of ADA guidelines on where beg buttons go relative to curb
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I'll start my road diet after Thanksgiving 🫄🤰
Frustrating as it may be, road construction is a fact of life and a sign of progress. Infrastructure gets old and needs to be replaced, and cities that can afford it devote resources into improving their streets and sidewalks. buff.ly/3AYESpm
Despite the debate, road diets are good for business, quality of life
It’s a wrongheaded, too often used talk radio staple to blame taxes on urban infrastructure construction of bike lanes and crosswalks.
buff.ly
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 PM
A 15th birthday is the perfect time to have an existential crisis about your future 🖤
November 25, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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I bring a sort of "Middle Car" Vibe to the Front Car that MetroTransit doesn't appreciate.
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Going to Margaritaville 🍹
A very clean three-car train of Type 1s heads towards the Mall
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Would a "bully" tell you to "go pound sand, nerd"?
November 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Meanwhile Uber charges extra just to throw up in the back seat
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Adding a hot wheels jump over St Cloud to the Northstar Line
November 22, 2024 at 1:49 PM