The reason they didn't have the inauguration outside is because Gary Barlow's massive son's foot would come down on Barron Trump like in Monty Python.

Tesla owners across the land sticking a big Yugo sticker over their bonnet emblem.

Really thought they’d give it a week or two before the Nazi salutes.

Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons:
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind

This place is a bit like 2012 Twitter (not as funny), but I’m here for it. Until a billionaire with a face like a piece of haunted Tupperware buys it and ruins it at least.

Just when you thought you’d enjoyed everything that the menopause had to offer..

Hear me out.

Wallace and Gromit Lego sets.