Matt Olson
@metalson.bsky.social
LA based sketch comedy heretic, doom metal zealot and self-taught freelance marine biologist. Parody account, not the real @Metalson.bsky.social. he/him🖕
If I said something you don’t like it doesn’t matter it’s not a big deal.
If I said something you don’t like it doesn’t matter it’s not a big deal.
“No more wonderful miracle could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a hero” - Frank Herbert, I think.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“No more wonderful miracle could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a hero” - Frank Herbert, I think.
If you love America but find these men distasteful, you are confused. This is exactly how America was created. This is the most American type of person there is.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you love America but find these men distasteful, you are confused. This is exactly how America was created. This is the most American type of person there is.
He’s helping Chris connect with his own damn audience.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
He’s helping Chris connect with his own damn audience.
I’ll admit I don’t have the credentials you do.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’ll admit I don’t have the credentials you do.
Like, welcome to the party.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Like, welcome to the party.
I mean I’m a little more incensed when they kidnap torture and murder my neighbors, I don’t think you’re going to tap into any groundswell of anger talking about members of fucking congress.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I mean I’m a little more incensed when they kidnap torture and murder my neighbors, I don’t think you’re going to tap into any groundswell of anger talking about members of fucking congress.
We don’t claim them
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We don’t claim them
Michael night Shannon ham
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Michael night Shannon ham
The slobs will win in the end.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The slobs will win in the end.
“Uncomfortable clothes puts people in a good mood!”
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“Uncomfortable clothes puts people in a good mood!”
Why not are you OFFENDED by the noises that a VELOCIRAPTOR makes????
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Why not are you OFFENDED by the noises that a VELOCIRAPTOR makes????
Goddamn peacenik tankies
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Goddamn peacenik tankies
The human condition
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The human condition
ZOHRAN REMEMBER THE TOOTH!
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
ZOHRAN REMEMBER THE TOOTH!
But when a human driver causes a fatal car crash you can do something about it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
But when a human driver causes a fatal car crash you can do something about it.
Safdie Brothers style casting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Safdie Brothers style casting.
I mean I would’ve casted him in that role too.
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I mean I would’ve casted him in that role too.
I use and enjoy letterbox, but often I’ll watch a movie and not log or review it. Friends I’ve talked to who use letterbox are shocked at this behavior, would never consider such a thing to be an option. I just think there’s no need to put that kind of pressure on yourself.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I use and enjoy letterbox, but often I’ll watch a movie and not log or review it. Friends I’ve talked to who use letterbox are shocked at this behavior, would never consider such a thing to be an option. I just think there’s no need to put that kind of pressure on yourself.
There’s tweets. Tweets is a word, it means a post on a microblog.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There’s tweets. Tweets is a word, it means a post on a microblog.
Her full name is Chase Meridian or the Evening Redness in a Dress.
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Her full name is Chase Meridian or the Evening Redness in a Dress.