Matt Olson
@metalson.bsky.social
LA based sketch comedy heretic, doom metal zealot and self-taught freelance marine biologist. Parody account, not the real @Metalson.bsky.social. he/him🖕
If I said something you don’t like it doesn’t matter it’s not a big deal.
If I said something you don’t like it doesn’t matter it’s not a big deal.
There’s tweets. Tweets is a word, it means a post on a microblog.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There’s tweets. Tweets is a word, it means a post on a microblog.
Smallest burrito of your life so far!
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Smallest burrito of your life so far!
They’re making Bluesky replies over on threads now, this place is cooked.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They’re making Bluesky replies over on threads now, this place is cooked.
Okay but we did make our own candy at home, just not in the way they’re thinking.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Okay but we did make our own candy at home, just not in the way they’re thinking.
Looking at an election results map even though I only understand NYC through The Warriors:
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Looking at an election results map even though I only understand NYC through The Warriors:
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
“What the fuck, only The Gerrards supported Cuomo? Get a load of these mick losers!”
“If you respected Dick Cheney…”
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“If you respected Dick Cheney…”
YES! YOU MUST READ FROM THE BOOK!
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
YES! YOU MUST READ FROM THE BOOK!
(Sigh) “Something like what, Mulder?”
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
(Sigh) “Something like what, Mulder?”
The internet is telling me he didn’t mean it in that way but as the godfather of weird fiction I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt.
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The internet is telling me he didn’t mean it in that way but as the godfather of weird fiction I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt.
I did not know Mamdani wants to give needles to Javier Bardem. No longer supporting him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I did not know Mamdani wants to give needles to Javier Bardem. No longer supporting him.
Yes you do it’s this guy
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yes you do it’s this guy
Since nobody wants to be on Bluesky anymore, someone should recreate the proto-microblog, boxedthoughts.
October 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Since nobody wants to be on Bluesky anymore, someone should recreate the proto-microblog, boxedthoughts.
The latter. In many species of solifugae, the pedipalps are considerably larger than the legs.
September 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The latter. In many species of solifugae, the pedipalps are considerably larger than the legs.
Yeah I’m family oriented: oriented to the Eremobatidae family of arachnids which encompasses the species of camel spiders that are endemic to North America.
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yeah I’m family oriented: oriented to the Eremobatidae family of arachnids which encompasses the species of camel spiders that are endemic to North America.
This is my new favorite opinion: flat earth apathy.
September 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is my new favorite opinion: flat earth apathy.