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I'm smoking on that shit that killed Hu Yaobang. The Shenzhen sativa. This flower got me implementing the Four Modernizations and reforming the agrarian peasant communes.
if you are a congressional republican looking at a 15% swing left in a special with 94% turnout there is now a little voice in the back of your head, and it's saying "altitude. altitude. altitude"
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is, of course, fantasy football, but if there's an opportunity to eliminate Border Patrol or ICE, we should make it difficult for agents to ratline to PDs. Municipalities should be able to understand whether or not they're hiring a walking unreasonable-use-of-force liability.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜

🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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There’s a word we used to say. They don’t let you say it anymore, but I think it’s a beautiful word. We call it: dialectic. You have the thesis, and then the antithesis, and if you put them together it’s a synthesis. Very powerful. We’ll be looking into that. Very materialist, the theory of history
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
just completely secured the borders of my realm. that's the time I'll ever have to deal with a confederation of nomadic tribes using unorthodox tactics against my vassals. now to rest easy for a while...
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
NTSB ship collision post-mortem!
Loose Wire on Containership Dali Leads to Blackouts and Contact with Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge
www.ntsb.gov
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
have been prescribed a medicinal pepperoni sandwich (no refill)
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
been eating at pretty insane times lately... but I've been eating good
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
highly enranched uranium being produced in complex below hidden valley
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
noticed that the used equipment trader publication that I receive has switched from the single panel hand-drawn monotone cartoon they've had on there for years to a vividly colored AI cartoon without a credit

it's not great or noteworthy but I flip the thing over to look at it when it comes in
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
tonight's median voter
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
new yorkers of all faiths now permitted to utter "inshallah"
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Alan Dershowitz, Poster's Bushido ennobles but also makes demands,
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
it's a really great excuse to acquaint yourself with the Bowman Brothers on a Tuesday night
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
listen very closely: this is the last time you mess with the sensitive tummy crew
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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staring into crossover SUV high beams aimed straight into my retinas is God's punishment for me, for the crime of driving a sporty little two door
November 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM
eating the widely reviled chili of my distant homeland
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the Japanese food scientists who developed this pancake mix must have worked in some sort of windowless skunk works facility
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
got a pan large enough to fry a full block of tofu in one go. gamechanger
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM