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Merpyderp
@merpyderp.bsky.social
ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | 28 | 18+ NSFW

One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem.


...I also have a habit of bullying Daddies back into diapers 😈
It's always a rush to stand at a urinal feeling your diaper get warm and squishy while the guy next to you actually uses the big boy potty like a man.

Pics of the aftermath ⬇️⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I was sleeping at my buddy's, late one night
When my eyes beheld a funny sight
For my buddy from his bed, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
he had a diaper stash

(The diaper stash) wet goodnite in the trash
(He had a stash) he covered up in a flash
(He had a stash) he had a diaper stash
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A fun role reversal game I like to play with Daddies is the matching game. I'll do anything they want me to do, as long as they do it too.

Want to see me in a diaper? They have to wear one too. Oops, Daddy wet himself, so now I have to too.

Good Daddies lead by example, after all.
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I was brave and got my flu shot, but now I need a Daddy to cuddle me and make the owchie go away 🥺
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why start any of the work you're supposed to be doing when you can fiddle with your diaper tapes until they're perfect instead?

Someone send cuddles, I have the Sunday Scaries.
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Everyone look at the forbidden science butt plug I found in the -20 C freezer today!
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Don't forget kids, PPE includes your peepee protection too.
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yes, I'm big enough to get into bars 😎

...yes, my bracelet is accurate 😳

...yes, you can check. 🙈
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
ABDLs are so funny. We'll put on a thick crinkly diaper for a plane ride so we don't have to get up to pee, only to go to the potty anyway so we can take pictures for the internet.
August 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Reposted by Merpyderp
Did someone say, FREE BRIEFS?! 👀🩲

I want to share my latest collection with THREE lucky Rugrats!

You should all know the drill by now:

1️⃣ Follow ✅️ (if you haven't already)
2️⃣ Like ❤️
3️⃣ Repost 🔄

Winners announced Monday 8th Sept. As always, good luck kiddos 😘
August 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
So in the past year, I've unintentionally talked to like 4 or 5 different ABDL guys who try to use me to cheat on their partners. Do I give off mistress energy or something??
August 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Tighty whities Tuesday is for dorks and bedwetting babies. Cool guys like me wear boxers 😎
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hello yes, I would like to be drugged please.
I was craving the daycare experience again, so Daddy made us a daily daycare schedule 😵‍💫

I drew the little caterpillar :3

It's printed and put on my bedroom door where we can always see it
July 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Next time I have to read a paper like this, I'm doing it at home, padded in my jammies, with a paci in my mouth, and with crayons in my hand.

If I'm going to feel dumb I might as well get something out of it >.>
July 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Think the guy on the other end of the bench noticed? Happy BDF :)
June 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Two Daddies test their skills on each other to see who's on top.

Now one of them is a thumbsucker, the other can't hold his stickies, and neither can keep their pampers clean for longer than 30 minutes. Oops.
June 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
By popular demand, I wore my new favorite pair of jeans to work on #BDF.

What would you do if you caught me?
May 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I drank too much before I had to give a big presentation at work and had an accident 6 slides in. Good thing I remembered to wear my lucky undies!
May 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nope! 😈
“Daddy, am I ready for a change?”
May 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Keeping 'em tight and white today 😎
May 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wasn't allowed to play with the other boys at the party until I got my diaper changed. I didn't even leak that much! 😡😡

Thanks for the change and the 📷 @sogfather.bsky.social 😋
May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I didn't realize until after I left home that my jeans had these massive holes in them. Do you think anyone noticed I wore my tighty whities today?
April 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
April 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This does NOT count as getting a spanking from @koreanpuppyboy.bsky.social >.>
April 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by Merpyderp
With room sales coming up on April 12th, our mascots are here to share the different 'Keys' they have available for this year! Check out our package information page on the portal for more details!
portal.capcon.club/events
April 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM