Merpyderp
@merpyderp.bsky.social
ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | 28 | 18+ NSFW
One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
...I also have a habit of bullying Daddies back into diapers 😈
One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
...I also have a habit of bullying Daddies back into diapers 😈
It's always a rush to stand at a urinal feeling your diaper get warm and squishy while the guy next to you actually uses the big boy potty like a man.
Pics of the aftermath ⬇️⬇️
Pics of the aftermath ⬇️⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's always a rush to stand at a urinal feeling your diaper get warm and squishy while the guy next to you actually uses the big boy potty like a man.
Pics of the aftermath ⬇️⬇️
Pics of the aftermath ⬇️⬇️
I was brave and got my flu shot, but now I need a Daddy to cuddle me and make the owchie go away 🥺
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was brave and got my flu shot, but now I need a Daddy to cuddle me and make the owchie go away 🥺
Why start any of the work you're supposed to be doing when you can fiddle with your diaper tapes until they're perfect instead?
Someone send cuddles, I have the Sunday Scaries.
Someone send cuddles, I have the Sunday Scaries.
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Why start any of the work you're supposed to be doing when you can fiddle with your diaper tapes until they're perfect instead?
Someone send cuddles, I have the Sunday Scaries.
Someone send cuddles, I have the Sunday Scaries.
Everyone look at the forbidden science butt plug I found in the -20 C freezer today!
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Everyone look at the forbidden science butt plug I found in the -20 C freezer today!
Don't forget kids, PPE includes your peepee protection too.
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Don't forget kids, PPE includes your peepee protection too.
Yes, I'm big enough to get into bars 😎
...yes, my bracelet is accurate 😳
...yes, you can check. 🙈
...yes, my bracelet is accurate 😳
...yes, you can check. 🙈
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yes, I'm big enough to get into bars 😎
...yes, my bracelet is accurate 😳
...yes, you can check. 🙈
...yes, my bracelet is accurate 😳
...yes, you can check. 🙈
ABDLs are so funny. We'll put on a thick crinkly diaper for a plane ride so we don't have to get up to pee, only to go to the potty anyway so we can take pictures for the internet.
August 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ABDLs are so funny. We'll put on a thick crinkly diaper for a plane ride so we don't have to get up to pee, only to go to the potty anyway so we can take pictures for the internet.
No undie'd bros to be seen, but diapers are better anyway 😜
July 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
No undie'd bros to be seen, but diapers are better anyway 😜
Tighty whities Tuesday is for dorks and bedwetting babies. Cool guys like me wear boxers 😎
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Tighty whities Tuesday is for dorks and bedwetting babies. Cool guys like me wear boxers 😎
Next time I have to read a paper like this, I'm doing it at home, padded in my jammies, with a paci in my mouth, and with crayons in my hand.
If I'm going to feel dumb I might as well get something out of it >.>
If I'm going to feel dumb I might as well get something out of it >.>
July 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Next time I have to read a paper like this, I'm doing it at home, padded in my jammies, with a paci in my mouth, and with crayons in my hand.
If I'm going to feel dumb I might as well get something out of it >.>
If I'm going to feel dumb I might as well get something out of it >.>
Think the guy on the other end of the bench noticed? Happy BDF :)
June 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Think the guy on the other end of the bench noticed? Happy BDF :)
I still can't believe I got away with this at work 😜😜
June 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I still can't believe I got away with this at work 😜😜
I drank too much before I had to give a big presentation at work and had an accident 6 slides in. Good thing I remembered to wear my lucky undies!
May 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I drank too much before I had to give a big presentation at work and had an accident 6 slides in. Good thing I remembered to wear my lucky undies!
Keeping 'em tight and white today 😎
May 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Keeping 'em tight and white today 😎
I wasn't allowed to play with the other boys at the party until I got my diaper changed. I didn't even leak that much! 😡😡
Thanks for the change and the 📷 @sogfather.bsky.social 😋
Thanks for the change and the 📷 @sogfather.bsky.social 😋
May 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wasn't allowed to play with the other boys at the party until I got my diaper changed. I didn't even leak that much! 😡😡
Thanks for the change and the 📷 @sogfather.bsky.social 😋
Thanks for the change and the 📷 @sogfather.bsky.social 😋
I didn't realize until after I left home that my jeans had these massive holes in them. Do you think anyone noticed I wore my tighty whities today?
April 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I didn't realize until after I left home that my jeans had these massive holes in them. Do you think anyone noticed I wore my tighty whities today?
This does NOT count as getting a spanking from @koreanpuppyboy.bsky.social >.>
April 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This does NOT count as getting a spanking from @koreanpuppyboy.bsky.social >.>
Normally, April Fools is for making boys blushy by telling them lies. This year, I'm making a boy blush by telling the truth.
One of your favorite internet Doms is secretly my little locked diaper boy. Keep an eye out - you might see a hidden diaper bulge the next time he posts an "Alpha" pic. 😈
One of your favorite internet Doms is secretly my little locked diaper boy. Keep an eye out - you might see a hidden diaper bulge the next time he posts an "Alpha" pic. 😈
April 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Normally, April Fools is for making boys blushy by telling them lies. This year, I'm making a boy blush by telling the truth.
One of your favorite internet Doms is secretly my little locked diaper boy. Keep an eye out - you might see a hidden diaper bulge the next time he posts an "Alpha" pic. 😈
One of your favorite internet Doms is secretly my little locked diaper boy. Keep an eye out - you might see a hidden diaper bulge the next time he posts an "Alpha" pic. 😈
Duality of a switch:
Yes, I've bullied 3 boys back into diapers for their first time this year.
But sometimes you just want a Daddy to pet your head and call you a good boy, you know?
Yes, I've bullied 3 boys back into diapers for their first time this year.
But sometimes you just want a Daddy to pet your head and call you a good boy, you know?
March 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Duality of a switch:
Yes, I've bullied 3 boys back into diapers for their first time this year.
But sometimes you just want a Daddy to pet your head and call you a good boy, you know?
Yes, I've bullied 3 boys back into diapers for their first time this year.
But sometimes you just want a Daddy to pet your head and call you a good boy, you know?
@spanksbedwetters.bsky.social was trying to sit at the big kid table at my pi day dinner party, but I don't think he was fooling anyone.
March 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@spanksbedwetters.bsky.social was trying to sit at the big kid table at my pi day dinner party, but I don't think he was fooling anyone.
Sometimes you just need to be a lazy bedwetter boy the morning after a wild BDF.
March 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sometimes you just need to be a lazy bedwetter boy the morning after a wild BDF.
I need some more ABDL romance in my life.
For those of you who have ABDL partners, how did you meet, and what's your favorite thing about them? For those of you who don't, you should respond to my Hinge profile prompt 😜.
Happy Valentine's Day!
For those of you who have ABDL partners, how did you meet, and what's your favorite thing about them? For those of you who don't, you should respond to my Hinge profile prompt 😜.
Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I need some more ABDL romance in my life.
For those of you who have ABDL partners, how did you meet, and what's your favorite thing about them? For those of you who don't, you should respond to my Hinge profile prompt 😜.
Happy Valentine's Day!
For those of you who have ABDL partners, how did you meet, and what's your favorite thing about them? For those of you who don't, you should respond to my Hinge profile prompt 😜.
Happy Valentine's Day!