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Merpyderp
@merpyderp.bsky.social
ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | 28 | 18+ NSFW

One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem.


...I also have a habit of bullying Daddies back into diapers 😈
Screen time is paci time!
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I did! 🙈🙈
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bro Halloween was last week you can't go posting jump scares like that.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I was cleaning up the den, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my kiddo from his crib, began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise
, he had a diaper rash
(The diaper rash), powder? Not even a dash
(He had a rash), his diaper went in the trash
(He had a rash), he had a diaper rash
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Haha, the Diaper Rash was my first draft! (You're welcome 😜)
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Missed me by a little over a year now! I miss in-n-out 😢
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Noooo! Get better soon!
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Let's go! I'll race you :D
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'd be interested in going if I can get a ride :D
October 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hah, Bloo's a big diaper baaaabyyyyyy. He should definitely be a big mushy butt all the time!
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mmmm, I don't know that I can tell just yet. You should do it more just to be sure.
October 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I hear that if you watch it with him it'll have a ton of fun activities for you two to do together.
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Don't tell anyone you're just a potty training reject
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I went to the grocery store like 3 separate times last week because I did the same thing with cookies 😅
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You should rig up one of those remote controlled vibrating ones to sync with an actual video game!
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That diaper is way too dry to be accurate.
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How long did it take you to make this post Jacey? You must've used up all your screen time to show is what a good puppy you are
September 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
"For those of you having trouble finding one in your neighborhood supermarket, here's an easy DIY trick for making your own diaperboy bf at home"
September 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM