MerderKitten
@merderkitten.bsky.social
"Christ on a cracker" was misinterpreted as "Christ is a cracker" and that's why Jesus is white.
November 3, 2024 at 10:20 PM
"Christ on a cracker" was misinterpreted as "Christ is a cracker" and that's why Jesus is white.
Gen Alpha Kittens.
October 8, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Gen Alpha Kittens.
We both got into the nip.
October 3, 2024 at 3:07 AM
We both got into the nip.
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"omg if dockworkers strike it will cost billions!"
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
October 1, 2024 at 4:55 AM
"omg if dockworkers strike it will cost billions!"
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
Happy 100th Birthday
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
October 1, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Happy 100th Birthday
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
Fck the police.
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
October 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Fck the police.
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
I never enjoyed food until I unmasked.
September 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I never enjoyed food until I unmasked.
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I'm so high. Here are my cats.
August 5, 2023 at 1:34 AM
I'm so high. Here are my cats.
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Try finding your Twitter friends on Bluesky with this. It sometimes gets matches wrong though, so make sure you check a person’s Bluesky profile before following (or don’t and make a new friend lol).
Sky Follower Bridge
Instantly find and follow the same users from your Twitter follower on Bluesky.
chrome.google.com
July 25, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Try finding your Twitter friends on Bluesky with this. It sometimes gets matches wrong though, so make sure you check a person’s Bluesky profile before following (or don’t and make a new friend lol).
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a jockstrap is a beer koozie for your balls
July 25, 2023 at 8:25 AM
a jockstrap is a beer koozie for your balls
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“Now it’s called X!”
“Now you can only post photos on a Monday”
“Now the CEO is a post-it note with I 💕 Elon on it”
“Now we have a bin where Elon burns his money while laughing”
“Now xeets are five characters long unless you pay for a tiny swastika”
“Now you can only post photos on a Monday”
“Now the CEO is a post-it note with I 💕 Elon on it”
“Now we have a bin where Elon burns his money while laughing”
“Now xeets are five characters long unless you pay for a tiny swastika”
July 24, 2023 at 8:56 AM
“Now it’s called X!”
“Now you can only post photos on a Monday”
“Now the CEO is a post-it note with I 💕 Elon on it”
“Now we have a bin where Elon burns his money while laughing”
“Now xeets are five characters long unless you pay for a tiny swastika”
“Now you can only post photos on a Monday”
“Now the CEO is a post-it note with I 💕 Elon on it”
“Now we have a bin where Elon burns his money while laughing”
“Now xeets are five characters long unless you pay for a tiny swastika”
Oh goodness I did not realize how worried I was about losing people from Twitter until several of them found me.
💜💜💜
💜💜💜
July 25, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Oh goodness I did not realize how worried I was about losing people from Twitter until several of them found me.
💜💜💜
💜💜💜
How did I not have you?!?!
July 25, 2023 at 5:47 AM
How did I not have you?!?!
Look at this silly boy. Lokka has the right idea.
July 25, 2023 at 5:46 AM
Look at this silly boy. Lokka has the right idea.
"Momo, stop biting your brother's face!"
I say this WAAAAAY more than anyone should.
I say this WAAAAAY more than anyone should.
July 21, 2023 at 5:14 AM
"Momo, stop biting your brother's face!"
I say this WAAAAAY more than anyone should.
I say this WAAAAAY more than anyone should.
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All foster kids in California can now attend any state college for free
All Foster Kids in California Can Now Attend Any State College for Free
Gov.
themessenger.com
July 20, 2023 at 12:02 PM
All foster kids in California can now attend any state college for free
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This is a huge deal. Nearly one in three foster children in California become homeless after aging out of the system at 18. This program covers not only tuition but also books, food, and lodging.
94% of foster children in California want to attend college. Only 4% graduate with a degree.
94% of foster children in California want to attend college. Only 4% graduate with a degree.
All foster kids in California can now attend any state college for free
All Foster Kids in California Can Now Attend Any State College for Free
Gov.
themessenger.com
July 20, 2023 at 4:32 PM
This is a huge deal. Nearly one in three foster children in California become homeless after aging out of the system at 18. This program covers not only tuition but also books, food, and lodging.
94% of foster children in California want to attend college. Only 4% graduate with a degree.
94% of foster children in California want to attend college. Only 4% graduate with a degree.