MerderKitten
@merderkitten.bsky.social
Over 6' just makes you huggable and a terrific little spoon.
November 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Over 6' just makes you huggable and a terrific little spoon.
Okay. But what's the warning label?
November 3, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Okay. But what's the warning label?
"Christ on a cracker" was misinterpreted as "Christ is a cracker" and that's why Jesus is white.
November 3, 2024 at 10:20 PM
"Christ on a cracker" was misinterpreted as "Christ is a cracker" and that's why Jesus is white.
Gen Alpha Kittens.
October 8, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Gen Alpha Kittens.
A mama had babies in my back yard. Unfortunately I couldn't get her.
October 8, 2024 at 7:55 AM
A mama had babies in my back yard. Unfortunately I couldn't get her.
How about kitten pics?
October 7, 2024 at 7:38 PM
How about kitten pics?
Was it Slender Man??
I bet it was Slender Man.
I bet it was Slender Man.
October 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Was it Slender Man??
I bet it was Slender Man.
I bet it was Slender Man.
We both got into the nip.
October 3, 2024 at 3:07 AM
We both got into the nip.
Sending you pvssy pics!!
October 2, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Sending you pvssy pics!!
Because cute girls of course. 😂💜
October 2, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Because cute girls of course. 😂💜
That may work. And hats.
a toy story frog is wearing a woody hat
ALT: a toy story frog is wearing a woody hat
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2024 at 4:01 PM
That may work. And hats.
But petting them …🤮
October 2, 2024 at 3:55 PM
But petting them …🤮
I'd have to be pretty hungry to eat them and I don't see it raising my libido if I do!! 😹😹😹
October 2, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I'd have to be pretty hungry to eat them and I don't see it raising my libido if I do!! 😹😹😹
They were my Alma Mater's mascot and all over the place in college.
October 2, 2024 at 3:48 PM
They were my Alma Mater's mascot and all over the place in college.
Yes!! In detail!! Everyone should know!!
October 2, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Yes!! In detail!! Everyone should know!!
And often it is "bubbley"!!
October 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
And often it is "bubbley"!!
They are SO GROSS!!
October 2, 2024 at 3:34 PM
They are SO GROSS!!
Used to live in Washington!!
October 2, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Used to live in Washington!!
Reposted by MerderKitten
"omg if dockworkers strike it will cost billions!"
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
October 1, 2024 at 4:55 AM
"omg if dockworkers strike it will cost billions!"
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
well shit, that makes it sound sounds like their demands are pretty reasonable!
lol
Happy 100th Birthday
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
October 1, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Happy 100th Birthday
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
President Jimmy Carter.
Thank you for your lifelong service
to the people of the world.
How can we help you get your needles??
October 1, 2024 at 4:37 PM
How can we help you get your needles??
Fck the police.
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
October 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Fck the police.
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
Serve and protect??
Who?
What?
Fckn BREAD!!
Sounds pretty normal to me, ngl.
October 1, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Sounds pretty normal to me, ngl.