not to brag or jinx it, but I’m actually properly medicated for the first time in my life and working at a job I genuinely love for non-minimum wage and it literally feels like I’ve unlocked super powers

they should invent an aspect of human life that cannot be completely ruined in exchange for a short-term 1.4% increase in the profits of a private equity firm

Thomas Gieseke, Future Coal, 1980’s-90’s

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

Tekla Aleksieva, cover art for Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, 1988

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

Self awareness is the most important trait you can cultivate. Only through constant introspection can you develop the wisdom necessary to be sad all the time

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

from now on i’m assuming i died and went to hell sometime around early 2020 because that makes about as much sense as anything else that’s happened to me since then.

An officially licensed bottle of Mario shampoo from Japan with an attached waterproof picture book contains a small unique illustration showing that the book can be read while bathing, using Yoshi as a subject. Below is the illustration, upscaled and isolated.

bots are becoming a bigger thing on this platform now. not as bad as twitter, but it’s a shame that no matter what, we’re forced into experiencing the internet technological rot that infests online spaces now

not saying anything groundbreaking here, but I really think "politics as a form of content to be served up and consumed like all other forms of content" has been an enormous, underrated disaster in terms of giving folks the illusion of being informed while essentially being gamed like a drug addict

love the early web energy of this now-defunct wizard of oz blog ive been reading. i wish people still made personal websites like this.

forcing minimum-wage employees to listen to christmas music their entire shift should either justify paying them more or be classified as psychological torture

When I make a mistake and don’t die instantly I’m like. Ok. I won’t learn anything from this

cleaning out my closet and found this beautiful pikachu i sewed when i was 11

i know im late to the party here but im posting my kandi figment plush again to start this account on a positive note