god gave me this dundee.

"I had not touched a cat in 15 yrs when an orange kitten wandered over to sit w/me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."

NEW: The authoritarian crackdown begins in LA.

This is dystopian. As the dictator’s parade is broadcast in the top right corner, MSNBC’s reporter and peaceful protestors are charged by police as tear gas is fired.

Watch till the end.

Hundreds of volunteers lined up at S.F.'s Ocean Beach to appear in a banner spelling out “NO KING!”

The event was organized by travel writer Brad Newsham and architectural designer Travis Van Brasch, local activists who assembled human banners at Ocean Beach during nationwide protests in April.

After Francis Death, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early Pope Front-Runner For 2025

I would love to know what kind of conversation the editors of McSweeney's and The Onion are having right now.

trump and musk have been taking big L’s all day and it’s important you celebrate them because these people can be beaten

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Me, after my wife tells me I should've skipped the cuss words in Minor Threat’s “Out of Step” during family karaoke night: I think the Straight Edge philosophy of abstinence from sex, drugs, and alcohol is positive modeling for our 11 year old.

For comfort I am watching Tudor Monastery Farm, a reality show where academic historians in silly costumes try to live on a period-accurate early modern farm. The drama in this episode is that the cows, Gwynn and Graceful, hate plowing.

Welp

Please let this be true