Mempho Mofo
@memphomofo.bsky.social
The last bastion of Southern Rasslin'.
@algetz.bsky.social listening to your story about working with the stiff little person made me wonder if you ever worked with "Mini Cena" in SWVA/Eastern TN.
I worked with him for Stan Lee & the little fucker wouldn't sell ANYTHING for ANYONE until I shoot Mafia Kicked him in the head.
I worked with him for Stan Lee & the little fucker wouldn't sell ANYTHING for ANYONE until I shoot Mafia Kicked him in the head.
August 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@algetz.bsky.social listening to your story about working with the stiff little person made me wonder if you ever worked with "Mini Cena" in SWVA/Eastern TN.
I worked with him for Stan Lee & the little fucker wouldn't sell ANYTHING for ANYONE until I shoot Mafia Kicked him in the head.
I worked with him for Stan Lee & the little fucker wouldn't sell ANYTHING for ANYONE until I shoot Mafia Kicked him in the head.
when I worked at a GNC in Memphis this guy & girl came in together.
The girl looked at vitamins. The guy talked to me about protein powder & getting swole.
I recognized him but couldn't ID him.
He & I joked around then he & the girl paid. She used a credit card & signed for everything.
The girl looked at vitamins. The guy talked to me about protein powder & getting swole.
I recognized him but couldn't ID him.
He & I joked around then he & the girl paid. She used a credit card & signed for everything.
July 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
when I worked at a GNC in Memphis this guy & girl came in together.
The girl looked at vitamins. The guy talked to me about protein powder & getting swole.
I recognized him but couldn't ID him.
He & I joked around then he & the girl paid. She used a credit card & signed for everything.
The girl looked at vitamins. The guy talked to me about protein powder & getting swole.
I recognized him but couldn't ID him.
He & I joked around then he & the girl paid. She used a credit card & signed for everything.
At a dive bar in Boston w a friend. I see a woman who looked like Helen Hunt.
"That lady looks like Helen Hunt."
"It's not."
"Dude, that could be Helen Hunt."
"No way."
The person standing between us leaves.
"Dude, I think that's Helen Hunt!"
"That's not Helen Hunt."
Helen Hunt
"It's Helen Hunt."
"That lady looks like Helen Hunt."
"It's not."
"Dude, that could be Helen Hunt."
"No way."
The person standing between us leaves.
"Dude, I think that's Helen Hunt!"
"That's not Helen Hunt."
Helen Hunt
"It's Helen Hunt."
July 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
At a dive bar in Boston w a friend. I see a woman who looked like Helen Hunt.
"That lady looks like Helen Hunt."
"It's not."
"Dude, that could be Helen Hunt."
"No way."
The person standing between us leaves.
"Dude, I think that's Helen Hunt!"
"That's not Helen Hunt."
Helen Hunt
"It's Helen Hunt."
"That lady looks like Helen Hunt."
"It's not."
"Dude, that could be Helen Hunt."
"No way."
The person standing between us leaves.
"Dude, I think that's Helen Hunt!"
"That's not Helen Hunt."
Helen Hunt
"It's Helen Hunt."
The best thing about having had a lot of concussions is you immediately recognize the symptoms.
The worst thing about having had a lot of concussions is when you recognize the symptoms it means you got a concussion.
The worst thing about having had a lot of concussions is when you recognize the symptoms it means you got a concussion.
July 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The best thing about having had a lot of concussions is you immediately recognize the symptoms.
The worst thing about having had a lot of concussions is when you recognize the symptoms it means you got a concussion.
The worst thing about having had a lot of concussions is when you recognize the symptoms it means you got a concussion.
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very funny that some of the same people who spent years calling anyone sympathetic to BLM a “racial essentialist” are now up in arms that a ugandan-born south asian man would describe himself as african and asian because, of course, you can only choose one
July 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
very funny that some of the same people who spent years calling anyone sympathetic to BLM a “racial essentialist” are now up in arms that a ugandan-born south asian man would describe himself as african and asian because, of course, you can only choose one
Reagan
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth"
Deficit explodes
Bush 2
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Donnie Dumbfuck
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Saying that is grounds for being shoved in a wood chipper
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth"
Deficit explodes
Bush 2
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Donnie Dumbfuck
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Saying that is grounds for being shoved in a wood chipper
Jason Smith: "The tax provisions that we put into this piece of legislation will create exponential growth ... I guarantee you -- you're hearing it today -- I guarantee that our growth rate will be above 3%."
July 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Reagan
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth"
Deficit explodes
Bush 2
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Donnie Dumbfuck
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Saying that is grounds for being shoved in a wood chipper
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth"
Deficit explodes
Bush 2
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Donnie Dumbfuck
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."
Deficit explodes
Saying that is grounds for being shoved in a wood chipper
Seeing conservative Italian Americans jump on this bandwagon of criticizing how immigrants eat is a stark reminder of how few people have any idea of their own history.
Have y'all ever read what they said about us and our food not even 100 years ago?
Have y'all ever read what they said about us and our food not even 100 years ago?
July 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Seeing conservative Italian Americans jump on this bandwagon of criticizing how immigrants eat is a stark reminder of how few people have any idea of their own history.
Have y'all ever read what they said about us and our food not even 100 years ago?
Have y'all ever read what they said about us and our food not even 100 years ago?
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Really proud of this piece,,, it’s something I’ve never done before and out some really TIME and thought into something real important.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion
The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism
www.newsweek.com
July 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Really proud of this piece,,, it’s something I’ve never done before and out some really TIME and thought into something real important.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
I was not expecting Lita @machetegirl.bsky.social to be a clue in the New York Times Crossword Puzzle.
July 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was not expecting Lita @machetegirl.bsky.social to be a clue in the New York Times Crossword Puzzle.
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@ericswalwell.bsky.social please provide a single quote Mamdani has said "against the Jewish people."
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Democratic congressman Eric Swalwell says of Zohran Mamdani: "I don't associate myself with what he has said about the Jewish people."
June 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
@ericswalwell.bsky.social please provide a single quote Mamdani has said "against the Jewish people."
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bsky.app/profile/kenk...
Insomnia last night means 3 hours of sleep means migraine today means walking around aimlessly outside in the rain because that's all my brain will allow to calm the fight or fight from the pain so I probably won't sleep tonight.
June 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Insomnia last night means 3 hours of sleep means migraine today means walking around aimlessly outside in the rain because that's all my brain will allow to calm the fight or fight from the pain so I probably won't sleep tonight.
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Yes. This is all because Bush II used 9/11 as an excuse to make Americans less free. And now we see the results.
June 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yes. This is all because Bush II used 9/11 as an excuse to make Americans less free. And now we see the results.
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#nowspinning a little RATM. What better time than now?
June 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#nowspinning a little RATM. What better time than now?
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If you’re not from LA or living in LA you really only have two things you can do:
1. Speak out against the violent kidnapping of innocent Americans, stand up for civil rights & due process, and push back against treating peaceful communities like war zones.
Or
2. Shut Up
1. Speak out against the violent kidnapping of innocent Americans, stand up for civil rights & due process, and push back against treating peaceful communities like war zones.
Or
2. Shut Up
June 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you’re not from LA or living in LA you really only have two things you can do:
1. Speak out against the violent kidnapping of innocent Americans, stand up for civil rights & due process, and push back against treating peaceful communities like war zones.
Or
2. Shut Up
1. Speak out against the violent kidnapping of innocent Americans, stand up for civil rights & due process, and push back against treating peaceful communities like war zones.
Or
2. Shut Up
The best way to make a bacon egg & cheese. If you don't make your bacon for sandwiches like this, you don't know what you're missing.
June 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The best way to make a bacon egg & cheese. If you don't make your bacon for sandwiches like this, you don't know what you're missing.
Why is the FBI director doing a podcast?
Joe Rogan always looks like he’s being viewed on the back of a spoon.
June 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Why is the FBI director doing a podcast?
@abigailspanberger.com not a word about Israel threatening to bomb the Freedom Flotilla or US reps encouraging the bombing of an Aid ship?
I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised.
June 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
@abigailspanberger.com not a word about Israel threatening to bomb the Freedom Flotilla or US reps encouraging the bombing of an Aid ship?
I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised.
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Wake Forest's coach got caught on camera calling a Tennessee player the f-slur
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wake Forest's coach got caught on camera calling a Tennessee player the f-slur
Am i really supposed to be excited about @abigailspanberger.com being forced as the Dem nominee without a primary?
Look at this shit.
Sears-Earle is obviously terrible, but sincerely WHAT THE FUCK?
Look at this shit.
Sears-Earle is obviously terrible, but sincerely WHAT THE FUCK?
June 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Am i really supposed to be excited about @abigailspanberger.com being forced as the Dem nominee without a primary?
Look at this shit.
Sears-Earle is obviously terrible, but sincerely WHAT THE FUCK?
Look at this shit.
Sears-Earle is obviously terrible, but sincerely WHAT THE FUCK?
2 hours walking around outside, sipping soda, hoping this migraine goes away while watching the Daphne Dark Side of the Ring on the one year anniversary of my friends death.
Is this cliche, irony, or just a bad choice?
Is this cliche, irony, or just a bad choice?
June 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
2 hours walking around outside, sipping soda, hoping this migraine goes away while watching the Daphne Dark Side of the Ring on the one year anniversary of my friends death.
Is this cliche, irony, or just a bad choice?
Is this cliche, irony, or just a bad choice?