Mempho Mofo
@memphomofo.bsky.social
The last bastion of Southern Rasslin'.
They played Steve Austin's music and Mini-Cena cane out dressed as Mini Stone Cold and gave Marcus a stunner.
August 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
They played Steve Austin's music and Mini-Cena cane out dressed as Mini Stone Cold and gave Marcus a stunner.
We did a gimmick where @marcuskdowling.bsky.social & I beat "Mini Cena" up and shaved his head.
The next month we did a rap to "My Time Is Now" with the lyrics "Mini Cena's Bald"
The babyfaces came out & said Mini Cena was gone but they had someone new to take us out.
The next month we did a rap to "My Time Is Now" with the lyrics "Mini Cena's Bald"
The babyfaces came out & said Mini Cena was gone but they had someone new to take us out.
August 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We did a gimmick where @marcuskdowling.bsky.social & I beat "Mini Cena" up and shaved his head.
The next month we did a rap to "My Time Is Now" with the lyrics "Mini Cena's Bald"
The babyfaces came out & said Mini Cena was gone but they had someone new to take us out.
The next month we did a rap to "My Time Is Now" with the lyrics "Mini Cena's Bald"
The babyfaces came out & said Mini Cena was gone but they had someone new to take us out.
After they left I realized who he was.
It was the guy from the Mmm Beefy Chef Boyardee commercials.
The guy I was working with said, "Do you know that was?"
I said, "Yeah, the Mmm Beefy kid!"
He said, "Not the guy, the Girl... THAT WAS JENNY MCCARTHY!"
It was the guy from the Mmm Beefy Chef Boyardee commercials.
The guy I was working with said, "Do you know that was?"
I said, "Yeah, the Mmm Beefy kid!"
He said, "Not the guy, the Girl... THAT WAS JENNY MCCARTHY!"
July 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
After they left I realized who he was.
It was the guy from the Mmm Beefy Chef Boyardee commercials.
The guy I was working with said, "Do you know that was?"
I said, "Yeah, the Mmm Beefy kid!"
He said, "Not the guy, the Girl... THAT WAS JENNY MCCARTHY!"
It was the guy from the Mmm Beefy Chef Boyardee commercials.
The guy I was working with said, "Do you know that was?"
I said, "Yeah, the Mmm Beefy kid!"
He said, "Not the guy, the Girl... THAT WAS JENNY MCCARTHY!"
oh yeah!
Have you ever had a real Affigoto?
I convinced a coffee shop client of mine to put it on the menu and it sold like crazy!
Have you ever had a real Affigoto?
I convinced a coffee shop client of mine to put it on the menu and it sold like crazy!
July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
oh yeah!
Have you ever had a real Affigoto?
I convinced a coffee shop client of mine to put it on the menu and it sold like crazy!
Have you ever had a real Affigoto?
I convinced a coffee shop client of mine to put it on the menu and it sold like crazy!
Weird collective amnesia about everything. I blame schools having to teach "American Exceptionism."
Can't have truth and propaganda.
Can't have truth and propaganda.
July 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Weird collective amnesia about everything. I blame schools having to teach "American Exceptionism."
Can't have truth and propaganda.
Can't have truth and propaganda.
A frightening number of people like his kids and would 100% vote for them.
Conservatives DESPERATELY want their own Kennedys... more than RFK's goofy ass.
Conservatives DESPERATELY want their own Kennedys... more than RFK's goofy ass.
June 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A frightening number of people like his kids and would 100% vote for them.
Conservatives DESPERATELY want their own Kennedys... more than RFK's goofy ass.
Conservatives DESPERATELY want their own Kennedys... more than RFK's goofy ass.