mementø
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are ya'ever in the bathrøøm & refusin'tø gø
like genuinely tellin'ya self
nah, it can wait
we'll get'em next time
like genuinely tellin'ya self
nah, it can wait
we'll get'em next time
March 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
are ya'ever in the bathrøøm & refusin'tø gø
like genuinely tellin'ya self
nah, it can wait
we'll get'em next time
like genuinely tellin'ya self
nah, it can wait
we'll get'em next time
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I’m putting so much cheese in my belly and none of you can stop me
December 15, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I’m putting so much cheese in my belly and none of you can stop me
as i transitiøned intø anøther year i føund myself speakin'as if i were fit tø be øur 'fearless' 'leader' ønly tø find myself a man øn shrøøms løcked in his øwn cløset...
January 1, 2024 at 10:31 AM
as i transitiøned intø anøther year i føund myself speakin'as if i were fit tø be øur 'fearless' 'leader' ønly tø find myself a man øn shrøøms løcked in his øwn cløset...
if the wørld is my cøcktail
then i'm a waitress
waitin'tø be fucked
then i'm a waitress
waitin'tø be fucked
December 8, 2023 at 1:56 AM
if the wørld is my cøcktail
then i'm a waitress
waitin'tø be fucked
then i'm a waitress
waitin'tø be fucked
i like tø think øf my følløwers as 100s øf flies gatherin'røund me (a stinky hørse) waftin'the fumes øf my cringe impulses
November 18, 2023 at 7:26 PM
i like tø think øf my følløwers as 100s øf flies gatherin'røund me (a stinky hørse) waftin'the fumes øf my cringe impulses
we're bein'driven by idiøts in a handbasket tø hell
November 7, 2023 at 8:11 PM
we're bein'driven by idiøts in a handbasket tø hell
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they should invent a purpose for my current existence that isn't bearing witness to atrocities
November 4, 2023 at 7:15 PM
they should invent a purpose for my current existence that isn't bearing witness to atrocities
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ultimately mary shelley's frankenstein (1818) is a prophetic tale of a man who excels at science but has the emotional intelligence of a turnip
November 4, 2023 at 5:54 PM
ultimately mary shelley's frankenstein (1818) is a prophetic tale of a man who excels at science but has the emotional intelligence of a turnip
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What does an architect say when he’s done with his blueprints?
Drew Mahomes
November 4, 2023 at 8:19 PM
What does an architect say when he’s done with his blueprints?
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The next time you see high gas prices, remember that Exxon posted $9.1 billion in earnings for the third quarter of this year. The money is coming out of consumers’ pockets and going back to Exxon’s wealthy shareholders, to which it gave $8.1 billion in Q3.
November 4, 2023 at 8:15 PM
The next time you see high gas prices, remember that Exxon posted $9.1 billion in earnings for the third quarter of this year. The money is coming out of consumers’ pockets and going back to Exxon’s wealthy shareholders, to which it gave $8.1 billion in Q3.
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the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"
November 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"
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in the little girls room talking about a free palestine
October 31, 2023 at 4:36 AM
in the little girls room talking about a free palestine
"i surrendered tø the irøn laws øf the møral universe which make a børedøm øut øf everythin'desired"
leønard cøhen. the døve
leønard cøhen. the døve
November 2, 2023 at 3:15 AM
"i surrendered tø the irøn laws øf the møral universe which make a børedøm øut øf everythin'desired"
leønard cøhen. the døve
leønard cøhen. the døve
just passed by a pink lincøln...
pincøln, that is all.
pincøln, that is all.
October 11, 2023 at 10:46 PM
just passed by a pink lincøln...
pincøln, that is all.
pincøln, that is all.
"a saint døes nøt dissølve the chaøs; if he did the wørld wøuld have changed løng agø. i dø nøt believe he dissølves the chaøs even før himself, før there is sømethin'arrøgant & warlike in the nøtiøn øf a man settin'the universe in ørder."
-leønard cøhen. what is a saint.
-leønard cøhen. what is a saint.
October 7, 2023 at 6:35 PM
"a saint døes nøt dissølve the chaøs; if he did the wørld wøuld have changed løng agø. i dø nøt believe he dissølves the chaøs even før himself, før there is sømethin'arrøgant & warlike in the nøtiøn øf a man settin'the universe in ørder."
-leønard cøhen. what is a saint.
-leønard cøhen. what is a saint.
there's just sømethin'bøut the autumn air that makes øne wanna rearrange all their øffice furniture
October 6, 2023 at 4:00 AM
there's just sømethin'bøut the autumn air that makes øne wanna rearrange all their øffice furniture
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give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day
give a man to fish, ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ
give a man to fish, ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ
October 5, 2023 at 7:54 AM
give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day
give a man to fish, ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ
give a man to fish, ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ
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imagine this: a bowl of chili with a big piece of bread in it
October 6, 2023 at 2:49 AM
imagine this: a bowl of chili with a big piece of bread in it
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let’s play a game called Which Space Rock Or Gaseous Planet Is Making Me Cry?
September 29, 2023 at 8:10 PM
let’s play a game called Which Space Rock Or Gaseous Planet Is Making Me Cry?
i must've løst
& then sømebødy søld my søul
tø the devil next døør
its an øttøman near his livin'røøm døør
his: the høuse øf løss after all
& then sømebødy søld my søul
tø the devil next døør
its an øttøman near his livin'røøm døør
his: the høuse øf løss after all
September 25, 2023 at 8:17 PM
i must've løst
& then sømebødy søld my søul
tø the devil next døør
its an øttøman near his livin'røøm døør
his: the høuse øf løss after all
& then sømebødy søld my søul
tø the devil next døør
its an øttøman near his livin'røøm døør
his: the høuse øf løss after all
ah, my inventøry:
phøne & wallet
øne cøck & twø balls
bøth brain & babe
ø, yes swørd & smøke
& a gøblet ø'silver før gølden ale
tø inn & tavern we gø, merry
phøne & wallet
øne cøck & twø balls
bøth brain & babe
ø, yes swørd & smøke
& a gøblet ø'silver før gølden ale
tø inn & tavern we gø, merry
September 6, 2023 at 4:39 AM
ah, my inventøry:
phøne & wallet
øne cøck & twø balls
bøth brain & babe
ø, yes swørd & smøke
& a gøblet ø'silver før gølden ale
tø inn & tavern we gø, merry
phøne & wallet
øne cøck & twø balls
bøth brain & babe
ø, yes swørd & smøke
& a gøblet ø'silver før gølden ale
tø inn & tavern we gø, merry
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teeth are crazy. outside bones i have to clean every day or they fall out.
none of the other bones are like this.
none of the other bones are like this.
August 29, 2023 at 12:28 AM
teeth are crazy. outside bones i have to clean every day or they fall out.
none of the other bones are like this.
none of the other bones are like this.
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handing my husband rice noodle and tofu stir fry after a tiny pop of chili oil just got in my eye
( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡
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September 3, 2023 at 8:03 PM
handing my husband rice noodle and tofu stir fry after a tiny pop of chili oil just got in my eye
( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡
🍜
( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡
🍜