Like, I see people doing great things and saying stuff like "we have a ten year plan to move to a larger space--"

Can you imagine having a magic wand made of money and just NOT?

I think this at least 3 times a day

because let me tell you i have gotten some F’s and i’ve lost some swim meets and you better believe id rather drink nail polish remover than make the details available to the news media and the legal discovery process

she's purring and making tiny little grunts into my ear

a world in which dipshits think they need to do shit like rainbow capitalism is much better than one in which they don't

and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time