Melonous
@melonous.bsky.social
she/her | ensouled watermelon | 25 🔞 MDNI | trans | bi | lover of random replies | Black Lives Matter | Free Palestine | drink frab
never met a mean black cat
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
never met a mean black cat
they should rename linux "happiness" bc it brings me happiness to use it
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
they should rename linux "happiness" bc it brings me happiness to use it
shower thought
would i have bagged that puppygirl if i wasn't an eagle scout like her
would i have bagged that puppygirl if i wasn't an eagle scout like her
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
shower thought
would i have bagged that puppygirl if i wasn't an eagle scout like her
would i have bagged that puppygirl if i wasn't an eagle scout like her
I didn't fuck the puppet. The puppet sucked my dick. There's a difference
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I didn't fuck the puppet. The puppet sucked my dick. There's a difference
I LOVE WOMEN
WOMEN ARE COOL
why am I my mother tho
WOMEN ARE COOL
why am I my mother tho
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I LOVE WOMEN
WOMEN ARE COOL
why am I my mother tho
WOMEN ARE COOL
why am I my mother tho
would be nice if we didn't reward depraved idiots with political office and/or billions of dollars
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
would be nice if we didn't reward depraved idiots with political office and/or billions of dollars
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Trump won’t see your mean posts about him sucking off Bill Clinton but all your friends who have blown Bubba will
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump won’t see your mean posts about him sucking off Bill Clinton but all your friends who have blown Bubba will
Today, a repo man bothered me over a Kia they were looking for, and I had no idea what they were on about
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Today, a repo man bothered me over a Kia they were looking for, and I had no idea what they were on about
Verily, I say unto thee, hug a tree
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Verily, I say unto thee, hug a tree
this is what peak performance looks like
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
this is what peak performance looks like
Achievement Get!
Sense of Accomplishment
(recycled some cardboard)
Sense of Accomplishment
(recycled some cardboard)
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Achievement Get!
Sense of Accomplishment
(recycled some cardboard)
Sense of Accomplishment
(recycled some cardboard)
my family was personally terrorized by the woodrow wilson administration
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
my family was personally terrorized by the woodrow wilson administration
FUCKING HELL (mild inconvenience)
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
FUCKING HELL (mild inconvenience)
i put "platner" in the search bar and its a good time
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
i put "platner" in the search bar and its a good time
Ever met someone who casually confessed to being on the run after shooting a guy
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ever met someone who casually confessed to being on the run after shooting a guy
Opposing the depravity of US/Euro pet culture doesn't mean "rescue an animal if you can." Most living arrangements are a recipe for animal anxiety and isolation, it's arguably better for most not to get animals (including rescues) in the first place. Nobody becomes a hero for getting a puppy.
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Opposing the depravity of US/Euro pet culture doesn't mean "rescue an animal if you can." Most living arrangements are a recipe for animal anxiety and isolation, it's arguably better for most not to get animals (including rescues) in the first place. Nobody becomes a hero for getting a puppy.
no kings protests are like 50% dipshits but it's cool to see that the other 50% who can pass a civics test and find a parking lot are up to something
October 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
no kings protests are like 50% dipshits but it's cool to see that the other 50% who can pass a civics test and find a parking lot are up to something
can i be president, my qualifications are
- 3am shitposter
- not in a nursing home
- easily bribeable
- can recognize three different state license plate styles at a distance and one of them is a swing state
- read 2 books this year
- oppo research can only find that I suck dick
- 3am shitposter
- not in a nursing home
- easily bribeable
- can recognize three different state license plate styles at a distance and one of them is a swing state
- read 2 books this year
- oppo research can only find that I suck dick
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
can i be president, my qualifications are
- 3am shitposter
- not in a nursing home
- easily bribeable
- can recognize three different state license plate styles at a distance and one of them is a swing state
- read 2 books this year
- oppo research can only find that I suck dick
- 3am shitposter
- not in a nursing home
- easily bribeable
- can recognize three different state license plate styles at a distance and one of them is a swing state
- read 2 books this year
- oppo research can only find that I suck dick
Reposted by Melonous
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
is anyone happier than a trucker in China who outlived LiveLeak and can retire in their lower 50s
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
is anyone happier than a trucker in China who outlived LiveLeak and can retire in their lower 50s
Reposted by Melonous
happy "lets murder white supremacist slaveowners" day to all who celebrate
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
happy "lets murder white supremacist slaveowners" day to all who celebrate
Dumbass of the Day Award goes to me for figuring out a way to boil potatoes wrong
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dumbass of the Day Award goes to me for figuring out a way to boil potatoes wrong
sucking dick is self-care
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
sucking dick is self-care
jared leto was the weakest part of blade runner 2049
October 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
jared leto was the weakest part of blade runner 2049