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Melonous
@melonous.bsky.social
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she/her | ensouled watermelon | 25 🔞 MDNI | trans | bi | lover of random replies | Black Lives Matter | Free Palestine | drink frab
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melonous.bsky.social
this is what peak performance looks like
A Corelle 18oz cereal bowl, glossy white glassware with two green circle lines decorating its inside rim.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
melonous.bsky.social
hi rich girl :3
two switch controllers (yellow & purple) on a floor boxed yellow and purple switch controllers
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
melonous.bsky.social
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Campaign by The Sameer Project to aid with displaced Gazans haha funny number
September 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
melonous.bsky.social
Kansas City spotted
streetview image from Kansas City showing the Sheraton (distinctive round thing on top), a neighboring office building, and a broadcasting tower in the distance. Couldn't find the original viewing angle of the other billboard image.
September 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
melonous.bsky.social
nobody has to eulogize the pro-rape klansman charlie kirk and anyone who genuinely mourns him is fucking insane
Django Unchained scene where a dead slaveowner played by Leonardo DiCaprio is embraced by his slave played by Samuel L. Jackson
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
melonous.bsky.social
You might need a history lesson, but the first time hate was defeated in this country (1865) was because Union soldiers blasted the haters. It's an effective anti-hate option that made the world a better place.
Union soldiers pose by a large mortar.
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
melonous.bsky.social
did you know that Charlie Kirk personally called you a slur
September 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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pic of dove eating fougasse with text "thanks for snac"
August 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
melonous.bsky.social
how long until we learn they were arrested for having this as their pinned post
bsky pinned post of slabhogg1 with #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles repeated 12 times
August 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
melonous.bsky.social
southern tranny khaganate also works
flag of Illinois, bird eating a ribbon in a white field
August 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
melonous.bsky.social
look no further than eastern tranny khaganate
flag of Michigan, it has an eagle and a deer and a moose around a seal in a blue field and too much text
August 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
melonous.bsky.social
wishing the best for u
maclunkey edit where missed greedo shot is "bad vibes" and broken neck han solo is "you"
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
melonous.bsky.social
Aaaand she's completely unrepentant about it
Bsky post from 7ydy (7ydy.bsky.social) with text: "posting my smut (criminal)"
August 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
melonous.bsky.social
Epstein was killed by a lefty
Cropped image of the released Epstein prison surveillance video, highlighting an unidentified figure dressed in orange prison garb scaling the stairs at 10:40PM, first reported in a recent CBS video forensics investigation. All other people in the released footage favored climbing up the stairs on the right side, meaning they do not appear on the stairs with the poor view of the stairs that is given with the camera perspective. This figure only appears because it favors the left side.
July 31, 2025 at 8:53 AM
melonous.bsky.social
i think this gaze would turn cis guys to stone
Close up on the eyes of a cute trans woman with pink hair. it is bright outside so the pupils are small. being a humble selfie, the eyes are not smiling at the camera. Nobody needed to point this out but I did anyway.
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
melonous.bsky.social
I picked up my (defective) Pixel 6a near launch to replace the Xiaomi Redmi 4a I used for 4.5 years. I'm now faced with the fact that a sub-$100 phone lasted longer than my Pixel, and the battery replacement appeasement option doesn't cover me because of the one hairline crack in my screen. Trash.
Google Pixel 6a registration information for devices with a defective battery that likes to explode. It reads: Important: * If your Pixel 6a device exhibits other forms of damage, like liquid damage, exposure to sharp objects, or excessive force, it may not qualify for a battery replacement at no charge under this program. * If your phone has out-of-warranty damage, such as display or cover glass cracks, then there may be a fee to repair your phone. Before we start any repairs, we'll provide a cost estimate. You then have the option to proceed with the repair or have your device returned to you.
July 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
melonous.bsky.social
welcome back, girlie
June 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
melonous.bsky.social
"The Bolshevik" by Boris Kustodiev, 1920
"The Bolshevik," a 1920 oil on canvas painting by the Russian artist Boris Kustodiev. It depicts a mass of people swarming the streets of a snowy city, with a towering giant man rising from the crowd and waving a red banner.
June 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I don't think Biden giving Trump another term "saved America," nobody needs this miserable cult of personality around the guy
Meme from the tv show Community, with edited dialogue where Britta says "I can excuse [genocide] but I draw the line at [cyberbullying an elderly war criminal]" and Shirley responds "You can excuse [genocide]?"
May 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
melonous.bsky.social
how much do i have to pay u to get ur site fixed 😭
Screenshot of the btime.org website, where it's currently just a Cloudflare bad gateway page indicating that there's a host error.
May 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
melonous.bsky.social
fix ur site 😭

(btw I'm a fan of ur site)
screenshot of webpage on firefox mobile for the link btime.org/c/queer/map with the page text "503 Service Temporarily Unavailable" and text below that reads "nginx" the tab indicator in the screenshot shows there are five private tabs, which are from trying to find out who's behind btime and Skew Symmetry, and I had better luck just searching on bsky
April 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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CONCRETE JUN-GOLE WHERE DREEMS ARE MADE OF
Abandoned Sheraton c. 2009 in Gary, Indiana. Photo by Jo Guldi. Abandoned multi-family home in Gary, Indiana c. 2012. Lots of vegetation and a big blue sky. Photo by Nyttend.
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
melonous.bsky.social
say what you will about the coming century of humiliation, but the US had a better exercise cult than the falun gong
Picture of VHS copy of Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the Oldies, tagline "Exercise was never so much fun!", sleeve art has a bunch of smiling dancing people of various shapes and sizes
March 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
melonous.bsky.social
oh this weirdo
Extremely misogynistic Jessica Robot aka jessica.systems post saying cis women are genetically predisposed to hate minorities and abuse children and flee car crashes another post that rightly celebrates the end of the Ovarit hate forum but then adds: "There won't be real equality until we #endfeminism worldwide."
March 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM