Melon
@melondee.bsky.social
⊹ ࣪ ˖ Mika, melon ✿ she / they ✿ sometimes I draw ✿ chronically online ˖ ࣪ ⊹
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
IM PUT ON THIS WORLD TO SUFFER
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
IM PUT ON THIS WORLD TO SUFFER
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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
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Thought I was getting a Tosen Jordan on my first 10 pull but it was a Fuji Kiseki 😮💨
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thought I was getting a Tosen Jordan on my first 10 pull but it was a Fuji Kiseki 😮💨
Oof this storm is looking like its going to be pretty rough. Starting to wonder if I should book off tomorrow
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oof this storm is looking like its going to be pretty rough. Starting to wonder if I should book off tomorrow
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i would be so fucking embarrassed to admit that I needed Ai to make a powerpoint presentation.
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i would be so fucking embarrassed to admit that I needed Ai to make a powerpoint presentation.
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Sanae after meeting our protagonists.
#東方Project
#東方Project
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sanae after meeting our protagonists.
#東方Project
#東方Project
My uterus feels like it's exploding
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My uterus feels like it's exploding
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July is a long ways away, which is why Ai-Kon is excited to announce that Anime Song Night is BACK!! 🎤
Meet us at The Rec Room January 24th, 2026, 6pm-1am. All ages welcome, 18+ after 11pm. It’ll be a party you absolutely won’t want to miss! 💗
Meet us at The Rec Room January 24th, 2026, 6pm-1am. All ages welcome, 18+ after 11pm. It’ll be a party you absolutely won’t want to miss! 💗
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
July is a long ways away, which is why Ai-Kon is excited to announce that Anime Song Night is BACK!! 🎤
Meet us at The Rec Room January 24th, 2026, 6pm-1am. All ages welcome, 18+ after 11pm. It’ll be a party you absolutely won’t want to miss! 💗
Meet us at The Rec Room January 24th, 2026, 6pm-1am. All ages welcome, 18+ after 11pm. It’ll be a party you absolutely won’t want to miss! 💗
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
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🐎🐎🐎
who doesn't like free shit? i'm giving away your choice of one of our new hoodies & crewneck sweatshirts!
repost this & follow the account and i'll pick a winner on Thursday 12/4‼️
also come thru to the shop, there's a sale 'til next friday 🆒
who doesn't like free shit? i'm giving away your choice of one of our new hoodies & crewneck sweatshirts!
repost this & follow the account and i'll pick a winner on Thursday 12/4‼️
also come thru to the shop, there's a sale 'til next friday 🆒
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
🐎🐎🐎
who doesn't like free shit? i'm giving away your choice of one of our new hoodies & crewneck sweatshirts!
repost this & follow the account and i'll pick a winner on Thursday 12/4‼️
also come thru to the shop, there's a sale 'til next friday 🆒
who doesn't like free shit? i'm giving away your choice of one of our new hoodies & crewneck sweatshirts!
repost this & follow the account and i'll pick a winner on Thursday 12/4‼️
also come thru to the shop, there's a sale 'til next friday 🆒
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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August 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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People talking about the tall horse but aren't paying enough attention to Kirari Moroboshi who if I remember right is 6 centimeters taller than Hishi Akebono. Funny enough they share the same voice actress
youtu.be/qoXNuwGVJmU
(vol. warning doujin fighter) youtu.be/GXFRBvhor3o
youtu.be/qoXNuwGVJmU
(vol. warning doujin fighter) youtu.be/GXFRBvhor3o
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
People talking about the tall horse but aren't paying enough attention to Kirari Moroboshi who if I remember right is 6 centimeters taller than Hishi Akebono. Funny enough they share the same voice actress
youtu.be/qoXNuwGVJmU
(vol. warning doujin fighter) youtu.be/GXFRBvhor3o
youtu.be/qoXNuwGVJmU
(vol. warning doujin fighter) youtu.be/GXFRBvhor3o
73rd! 🍀
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
73rd! 🍀
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
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Do not come for a bitch while she's busy eating.
Nintendo is seemingly rushing to remove user-made designs shared within Kirby Air Riders that feature fan-favorite character Chef Kawasaki dressed in a micro bikini. https://bit.ly/43L2cSJ
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Do not come for a bitch while she's busy eating.
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My phone put this picture that I didn’t know I had into my auto generated Japan trip album
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My phone put this picture that I didn’t know I had into my auto generated Japan trip album
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Gomenasai, my name is Rick-Sama.
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Gomenasai, my name is Rick-Sama.
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).
I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).