Melissa Horvath
@melissa-horvath.bsky.social
My mind firmly believes I'm 25, my sense of humor suggests I'm 12, and my body is sure I was born sometime during the Peloponnesian War.
This is fucking hilarious!
After the Pete Hegseth fiasco, check out this new trailer for CALL OF DUTY: GROUP TEXT.
Sound up!
Sound up!
March 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is fucking hilarious!
March 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I can't be the only person who thinks Schumer was blackmailed into voting to avert the government shutdown.
So let's have some fun.. What do you think the Republicans had on him? #Schumer #ChuckSchumer #Democrat #Democrats #Blackmail #funny
So let's have some fun.. What do you think the Republicans had on him? #Schumer #ChuckSchumer #Democrat #Democrats #Blackmail #funny
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium with his hands in the air
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March 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I can't be the only person who thinks Schumer was blackmailed into voting to avert the government shutdown.
So let's have some fun.. What do you think the Republicans had on him? #Schumer #ChuckSchumer #Democrat #Democrats #Blackmail #funny
So let's have some fun.. What do you think the Republicans had on him? #Schumer #ChuckSchumer #Democrat #Democrats #Blackmail #funny
Have you ever seen a video of some idiot who thinks cutting down trees is easy, so they just take a chainsaw to it and make a bunch of random cuts? Then the tree suddenly topples the wrong way and destroys their house? Yeah. That's essentially what #DOGE and #ElonMusk are doing right now.
February 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My new dog, Kobe, narrowly survived a freak "pillow explosion" the other day. It's frankly a miracle he survived!
(And if you've ever wondered how much down is actually inside a down pillow, this is definitely not the way to find out!!)
@dogs.bsky.social @adoptapet.bsky.social
(And if you've ever wondered how much down is actually inside a down pillow, this is definitely not the way to find out!!)
@dogs.bsky.social @adoptapet.bsky.social
February 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My new dog, Kobe, narrowly survived a freak "pillow explosion" the other day. It's frankly a miracle he survived!
(And if you've ever wondered how much down is actually inside a down pillow, this is definitely not the way to find out!!)
@dogs.bsky.social @adoptapet.bsky.social
(And if you've ever wondered how much down is actually inside a down pillow, this is definitely not the way to find out!!)
@dogs.bsky.social @adoptapet.bsky.social
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If Ukraine didn't want to get invaded, she shouldn't have worn that dress.
February 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If Ukraine didn't want to get invaded, she shouldn't have worn that dress.
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During the Siege of Ninety Six Thomas Carney carried his wounded commander, Major General Perry Benson, to safety. After passing out from exhaustion, Carney woke to defend Benson, ensuring his survival to fight another day. #BlackHistoryMonth
Learn more: bit.ly/4hHyKS9
🖼️ Illustrated by Dale Watson
Learn more: bit.ly/4hHyKS9
🖼️ Illustrated by Dale Watson
February 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
During the Siege of Ninety Six Thomas Carney carried his wounded commander, Major General Perry Benson, to safety. After passing out from exhaustion, Carney woke to defend Benson, ensuring his survival to fight another day. #BlackHistoryMonth
Learn more: bit.ly/4hHyKS9
🖼️ Illustrated by Dale Watson
Learn more: bit.ly/4hHyKS9
🖼️ Illustrated by Dale Watson
Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
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February 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Soooo...meet my new son. His name is Kobe. His English stinks, but he's great at cuddling. @dogs.bsky.social @adoptapet.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Soooo...meet my new son. His name is Kobe. His English stinks, but he's great at cuddling. @dogs.bsky.social @adoptapet.bsky.social
@lainrearview.bsky.social Here are the pictures of my front yard holiday decorations. My camera doesn't take the best pics in low light situations, but you get the idea. #Christmas #Christmas2024 #Holidays
December 8, 2024 at 4:39 AM
@lainrearview.bsky.social Here are the pictures of my front yard holiday decorations. My camera doesn't take the best pics in low light situations, but you get the idea. #Christmas #Christmas2024 #Holidays
I should have done this year's ago. I turned the coat closet by my front door (which is just steps away from the kitchen) into a pantry. My tiny kitchen feels so much roomier, now that the counters aren't cluttered and the cabinets aren't jammed.
December 6, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I should have done this year's ago. I turned the coat closet by my front door (which is just steps away from the kitchen) into a pantry. My tiny kitchen feels so much roomier, now that the counters aren't cluttered and the cabinets aren't jammed.
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Time Travel! Not for kids!
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Time Travel! Not for kids!
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Equal parts seen and attacked 🤣
November 28, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Equal parts seen and attacked 🤣
Now my husband has decided to be scandalized by the fact I stuck two whole sticks of butter up our turkey's wazoo. I do this every year!
November 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Now my husband has decided to be scandalized by the fact I stuck two whole sticks of butter up our turkey's wazoo. I do this every year!
Just finished making the dressing. Now, it only has to be cooked later today. The turkey is out of the fridge and on its way to room temperature before it goes in the roaster. Pretty much everything is ready, but my Swiss Green Beans. Those come later.
pants bear says happy thanksgiving with a cartoon of a bear eating a turkey
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November 28, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Just finished making the dressing. Now, it only has to be cooked later today. The turkey is out of the fridge and on its way to room temperature before it goes in the roaster. Pretty much everything is ready, but my Swiss Green Beans. Those come later.
I've always been of the ilk that I don't need to understand something to be a respectful of someone else's choices. I mean, as long as they are not hurting anyone or anything, it's a non-issue for me.
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I've always been of the ilk that I don't need to understand something to be a respectful of someone else's choices. I mean, as long as they are not hurting anyone or anything, it's a non-issue for me.
You do not need to understand something to be respectful of it.
Quit being an asshole.
Quit being an asshole.
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
You do not need to understand something to be respectful of it.
Quit being an asshole.
Quit being an asshole.
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes
November 16, 2024 at 2:56 PM
unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that he treated the 20-year-old the same as any other rookie, Lakers power forward LeBron James denied Wednesday that his son Bronny received preferential treatment when he lif...
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November 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
The Great Zucchini Incident of 2024 will go down in the annals of history as the day I ordered what I THOUGHT was 6 individual zucchinis from a local grocery delivery service. Folks, I ordered 6 POUNDS of zucchini!
Sooooo...Does anyone have any good zucchini #recipes? #RecipeIdeas #zucchini
Sooooo...Does anyone have any good zucchini #recipes? #RecipeIdeas #zucchini
November 15, 2024 at 2:33 PM
The Great Zucchini Incident of 2024 will go down in the annals of history as the day I ordered what I THOUGHT was 6 individual zucchinis from a local grocery delivery service. Folks, I ordered 6 POUNDS of zucchini!
Sooooo...Does anyone have any good zucchini #recipes? #RecipeIdeas #zucchini
Sooooo...Does anyone have any good zucchini #recipes? #RecipeIdeas #zucchini
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you ever seen a more relatable headline
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
you ever seen a more relatable headline
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Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
November 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
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Well, I finally got around to it.
September 19, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Well, I finally got around to it.