Mallory
@meleetwo.bsky.social
i’m queer and here for the jokes (they/he/she)
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
kinda impressive how bad spurs are to watch. i haven’t enjoyed a minute of their football in months.
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
kinda impressive how bad spurs are to watch. i haven’t enjoyed a minute of their football in months.
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COYS, I guess
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
COYS, I guess
early 2000s fuse playlist on youtube slaps. forgot about so many of these bands. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
2000s Fuse TV Playlist - YouTube
Videos from (and inspired by) the old days of Fuse
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
early 2000s fuse playlist on youtube slaps. forgot about so many of these bands. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
when you start flirting w someone then they say “oh i’m not political i’d rether live in a camper in the woods and avoid all of it” well get in babe we live in a society and have to take responsibility to do better
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
when you start flirting w someone then they say “oh i’m not political i’d rether live in a camper in the woods and avoid all of it” well get in babe we live in a society and have to take responsibility to do better
the number of bisexuals in my home town seems far greater than it did when i was 16, even tho it's 85% the same people...
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the number of bisexuals in my home town seems far greater than it did when i was 16, even tho it's 85% the same people...
i personally thing tottenham hotspur should buy better players and play better football
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i personally thing tottenham hotspur should buy better players and play better football
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Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
rebecca lowe cracked me up coming back from halftime “this spurs team, which usually SUCKS at home, ain’t so bad today, let’s see if they fuck it up, back to the game”
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
rebecca lowe cracked me up coming back from halftime “this spurs team, which usually SUCKS at home, ain’t so bad today, let’s see if they fuck it up, back to the game”
happy annual “look at my music taste” day. this doesn’t capture my descent into kpop in the past month.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
happy annual “look at my music taste” day. this doesn’t capture my descent into kpop in the past month.
i would rather pass the ball than try for more fucking throw ins like that.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i would rather pass the ball than try for more fucking throw ins like that.
can’t wait for another 45m of shit football.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
can’t wait for another 45m of shit football.
as a spurs and ole miss fan, i'm glad i checked out of those sports the past few weeks. also still sad about the spirit loss. at least f1 has been interesting this year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
as a spurs and ole miss fan, i'm glad i checked out of those sports the past few weeks. also still sad about the spirit loss. at least f1 has been interesting this year.
🤣 ridiculous
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
🤣 ridiculous
yeah just done w football this weekend i think
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
yeah just done w football this weekend i think
couldn’t get into the doc today but 99% sure it’s shingles and apparently i haven’t even gotten to the worst of it yet.
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
couldn’t get into the doc today but 99% sure it’s shingles and apparently i haven’t even gotten to the worst of it yet.
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
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i took today off to have a 5-day weekend, not to get a stomach bug and have to stay close to the toilet.
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i took today off to have a 5-day weekend, not to get a stomach bug and have to stay close to the toilet.
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this is quite frankly outrageous
37.5% - In penalty shootouts in all competitions for #NWSL teams, Aubrey Kingsbury has saved 37.5% of the on-target penalties she has faced (9/24). All other goalkeepers have combined to save just 17.2% (20/116). Different.
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
this is quite frankly outrageous
being a tottenham fan has really ruined tottenham games for me.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
being a tottenham fan has really ruined tottenham games for me.
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The Spirit Squadron condemns Elizabeth Eddy’s NY Post article, which promotes a hateful ideology that targets trans and cis Black women athletes under the guise of “protecting women,” and it has no place in the NWSL.
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Spirit Squadron condemns Elizabeth Eddy’s NY Post article, which promotes a hateful ideology that targets trans and cis Black women athletes under the guise of “protecting women,” and it has no place in the NWSL.
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
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I have had the most Michelle Duggar-looking elderly rural Montanans be completely normal to me about being trans, “why are people being so goddamn weird about it” is an underrated winning message
guy who brought the trans flag we iwo jima’d described himself as “yeah i was pretty neutral about trans people, think i still am honestly, but these people are being so goddamn weird about it that i gotta get off the fence”
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have had the most Michelle Duggar-looking elderly rural Montanans be completely normal to me about being trans, “why are people being so goddamn weird about it” is an underrated winning message