just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

playing a Nintendo DS game with a lot of quirky touch screen and microphone gimmicks in public and shaking my head each time after I have to do one of them so people know I'm definitely not having fun with these quirky Nintendo DS gimmicks

Burger King marketing team needs to put out a "We won't snitch on our customers" ad NOW or they're idiots

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

Went on a whole rabbit hole quest to find out if this cat character survived to the end of my gay vampire book and I have great news for the mentally unwell

you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice

the Onion should buy Oklahoma

I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick

"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree

anyone else Exhausted

Do you think I can say “feet” here without old man bots climbing through my walls

Says a lot about this culture that "hold hands and sing kumbaya" has become an idiom to call someone naïve or idealistic, when the song itself is a literal cry for divine intervention in the face of the increasing certainty that nothing else will bring about the change the singer desperately needs.