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Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food
Me: dammit
Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food
Me: dammit
the world is a mess
but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead
this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
the world is a mess
but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead
this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
“There’s em dashes because they’re the correct fucking dashes to use. If you’re too much of a dumb fuck to understand punctuation, my writing fists can introduce you to some alternative “punctuation”.”
“OK you’re clearly human”
“Fuck you!”
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
Think it's almost done, but...OOPS!
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
And now maybe it's done but nope!
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
Send it to the editor, who replies, "Here are more revisions."
And then you die.
I would die
I would die