Meg Tripp
@megtripp.bsky.social
If you haven't been salting your pasta water, it's not too late to change your life.
I've developed an unreasonable attachment to Diamond Crystal Kosher salt since the pandemic. If I don't have the better part of a box on hand, I'm at high alert. Anyone else? #FoodSky
two salt and pepper shakers are standing next to each other with the words helloo behind them
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July 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've developed an unreasonable attachment to Diamond Crystal Kosher salt since the pandemic. If I don't have the better part of a box on hand, I'm at high alert. Anyone else? #FoodSky
Back when Twitter wasn't a fiery pit of abject depravity and free-floating anxiety, a guy tweeted at me. Three years later exactly, we got engaged. We'll be married 14 years this fall.
I may have inordinately high expectations of platforms now, but none of them have yet to achieve like this.
I may have inordinately high expectations of platforms now, but none of them have yet to achieve like this.
February 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Back when Twitter wasn't a fiery pit of abject depravity and free-floating anxiety, a guy tweeted at me. Three years later exactly, we got engaged. We'll be married 14 years this fall.
I may have inordinately high expectations of platforms now, but none of them have yet to achieve like this.
I may have inordinately high expectations of platforms now, but none of them have yet to achieve like this.
Tonight’s winners:
Kendrick
Eagles
Ontario
SNACKS
Kendrick
Eagles
Ontario
SNACKS
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tonight’s winners:
Kendrick
Eagles
Ontario
SNACKS
Kendrick
Eagles
Ontario
SNACKS
Popcorn chicken rounds out the snack game #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Popcorn chicken rounds out the snack game #superbowl
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Nikes first Superbowl commercial in 27 years. What a way to pop back out 🔥
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Nikes first Superbowl commercial in 27 years. What a way to pop back out 🔥
No notes, Mr. Lamar.
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
No notes, Mr. Lamar.
I DID NOT HAVE ONTARIO AD ON MY SUPER BOWL BINGO CARD
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I DID NOT HAVE ONTARIO AD ON MY SUPER BOWL BINGO CARD
Snacks continue: bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates! #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Snacks continue: bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates! #superbowl
As I said before, I’m cheering for snacks tonight. And Kendrick, but snacks. Grillo’s & chili crisp deviled eggs (not together, but I would!) #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
As I said before, I’m cheering for snacks tonight. And Kendrick, but snacks. Grillo’s & chili crisp deviled eggs (not together, but I would!) #superbowl
They not
Anyone seen Drake tonight? With Kendrick winning every big award for “Not Like Us”, he can’t be in a good spot.
a man in a baseball cap is surrounded by a crowd of people and says " he fan he a fan he a fan "
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February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
They not
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how is will smith this bad at talking over music
February 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
how is will smith this bad at talking over music
Happy birthday, Mike Patton. Epic.
January 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Happy birthday, Mike Patton. Epic.
Nothing is more infuriating than having to rip off my reading glasses to actually watch the Celtics and then put them back on to comment on these internets.
A lot of things are more infuriating. But still!
A lot of things are more infuriating. But still!
January 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nothing is more infuriating than having to rip off my reading glasses to actually watch the Celtics and then put them back on to comment on these internets.
A lot of things are more infuriating. But still!
A lot of things are more infuriating. But still!
Let’s be real. During the Super Bowl, I will be cheering for my homemade:
deviled eggs
bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates
tiny cheddar biscuits with ham
Taiwanese popcorn chicken
Go snacks GO!
deviled eggs
bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates
tiny cheddar biscuits with ham
Taiwanese popcorn chicken
Go snacks GO!
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Let’s be real. During the Super Bowl, I will be cheering for my homemade:
deviled eggs
bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates
tiny cheddar biscuits with ham
Taiwanese popcorn chicken
Go snacks GO!
deviled eggs
bacon-wrapped, blue cheese-stuffed dates
tiny cheddar biscuits with ham
Taiwanese popcorn chicken
Go snacks GO!
Canadian wife of cranky New Englander: you call this cold?
💯
Cranky New Englander: Because it’s winter.
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Canadian wife of cranky New Englander: you call this cold?
*checks off a bunch of my Christmas list*
December 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
*checks off a bunch of my Christmas list*
KP is joy.
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November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
KP is joy.
Let’s go.
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November 23, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Let’s go.
I’m Meg, I will injure myself trying to make people laugh one day
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
November 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I’m Meg, I will injure myself trying to make people laugh one day
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November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Tony Brothers clearly dislikes me
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Tony Brothers clearly dislikes me
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
November 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
I have a light-up Hygge tree that does this and it’s infuriating but also what did I just type?
These devices that require their battery compartments to be sealed shut with a single Phillips-head screw? Get over yourself.
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I have a light-up Hygge tree that does this and it’s infuriating but also what did I just type?
Inject it into my shamrock-shaped veins
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Inject it into my shamrock-shaped veins