Glurp
@megathruster.bsky.social
GenX blue dot in very red Arkansas. I like horror films, gardening, hiking, kayaking, tinkering with cars and lots of other stuff.
I wonder how long it will be before Trump leans on the Pope to make CK a saint and how the Pope will react to it.
September 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I wonder how long it will be before Trump leans on the Pope to make CK a saint and how the Pope will react to it.
Friends in AZ and NM, I'm going on a road trip to the Grand Canyon with my kids next month. Any ideas you'd recommend for points of interest off the beaten path please post here. Thanks!
February 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Friends in AZ and NM, I'm going on a road trip to the Grand Canyon with my kids next month. Any ideas you'd recommend for points of interest off the beaten path please post here. Thanks!
youtu.be/pKhfoKOTwZY?...
This brings out the ANIMAL in me and my gf knows it. She likes to play it while we're in public, daring me to restrain myself.
This brings out the ANIMAL in me and my gf knows it. She likes to play it while we're in public, daring me to restrain myself.
Sade - Cherish The Day - Official - 1993
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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February 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
youtu.be/pKhfoKOTwZY?...
This brings out the ANIMAL in me and my gf knows it. She likes to play it while we're in public, daring me to restrain myself.
This brings out the ANIMAL in me and my gf knows it. She likes to play it while we're in public, daring me to restrain myself.
Did I ever tell you the story about the praying mantis? No?!? Well shit. Here! Have an Old Milwaukee and pull up a chair.
February 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did I ever tell you the story about the praying mantis? No?!? Well shit. Here! Have an Old Milwaukee and pull up a chair.
What if you could augment breasts with materials from fallen trees? Wooden tit be great!
February 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What if you could augment breasts with materials from fallen trees? Wooden tit be great!
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Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
February 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
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It's actually quite impressive that Biden got the price of eggs up and is keeping them up even though he's no longer in office. You'd think at his age he wouldn't be able to keep it up this long.
February 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
It's actually quite impressive that Biden got the price of eggs up and is keeping them up even though he's no longer in office. You'd think at his age he wouldn't be able to keep it up this long.
Jim Acosta didn't leave CNN. CNN left him. It left all of us. FUCK CNN and the right wing oligarchy that owns it now. I will not give in to fear. I will not give in to lies.
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Jim Acosta didn't leave CNN. CNN left him. It left all of us. FUCK CNN and the right wing oligarchy that owns it now. I will not give in to fear. I will not give in to lies.
So, if a 34 time convicted felon and adjudicated rapist can run for a 3rd term, can a popular, upstanding, non-felon like Obama do the same?
January 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So, if a 34 time convicted felon and adjudicated rapist can run for a 3rd term, can a popular, upstanding, non-felon like Obama do the same?
This morning it was 12 degrees Fahrenheit with some wind chill. That's about -11 degrees Celsius. I'm ready for July.
January 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This morning it was 12 degrees Fahrenheit with some wind chill. That's about -11 degrees Celsius. I'm ready for July.
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Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼♂️
I feel a strong urge to go to the grocery store and buy milk and bread. It must be about to snow.
January 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I feel a strong urge to go to the grocery store and buy milk and bread. It must be about to snow.
I read where Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn will all align in the sky and be visible at the same time on the 18th. The ancients might have thought such a thing a bad omen, portending hard times ahead. Good thing humankind is no longer a bunch of naive and ignorant savages, right?
January 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I read where Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn will all align in the sky and be visible at the same time on the 18th. The ancients might have thought such a thing a bad omen, portending hard times ahead. Good thing humankind is no longer a bunch of naive and ignorant savages, right?
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This year, please remember to take the time to tell those who deserve it to go fuck themselves.
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This year, please remember to take the time to tell those who deserve it to go fuck themselves.
Rain likely to continue for the next several and a half hours.
December 28, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Rain likely to continue for the next several and a half hours.
Botanical experiments suggest that flowers with odd-numbers of petals can accurately gage human emotions, while even- numbered ones are bitter little shits who don't know what they're talking about.
December 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Botanical experiments suggest that flowers with odd-numbers of petals can accurately gage human emotions, while even- numbered ones are bitter little shits who don't know what they're talking about.
Just in case anybody was wondering wtf my pfp actually is, it's an AI generated image I made trying to describe sperm fertilizing an egg. Ain't it a cute little fuckwad?
December 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Just in case anybody was wondering wtf my pfp actually is, it's an AI generated image I made trying to describe sperm fertilizing an egg. Ain't it a cute little fuckwad?
I'm doing some research on confirmation bias but I'm already pretty sure how it's going to turn out.
December 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I'm doing some research on confirmation bias but I'm already pretty sure how it's going to turn out.
So, has Assad actually been seen in Russia? I'm not sure I take the word of a Russian news agency. I think he's hiding in a bunker somewhere in Syria just waiting for the rebels to find him and parade him through the streets of Damascus. Maybe not, but a boy can dream, right?
December 11, 2024 at 2:57 AM
So, has Assad actually been seen in Russia? I'm not sure I take the word of a Russian news agency. I think he's hiding in a bunker somewhere in Syria just waiting for the rebels to find him and parade him through the streets of Damascus. Maybe not, but a boy can dream, right?
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Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣
December 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm relieved that Biden finally pardoned Hunter. I can't believe it's even controversial at all, especially considering the rogues gallery tfg pardoned. The democrats are going to virtue signal themselves into oblivion if they're not careful.
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I'm relieved that Biden finally pardoned Hunter. I can't believe it's even controversial at all, especially considering the rogues gallery tfg pardoned. The democrats are going to virtue signal themselves into oblivion if they're not careful.
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Dear everyone,
This person is a conservative Troll. Please stop falling for it. She posts seemingly bold (but pathetic to cons) stuff and they make fun of all the liberals posting.
Please stop
This person is a conservative Troll. Please stop falling for it. She posts seemingly bold (but pathetic to cons) stuff and they make fun of all the liberals posting.
Please stop
November 30, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Dear everyone,
This person is a conservative Troll. Please stop falling for it. She posts seemingly bold (but pathetic to cons) stuff and they make fun of all the liberals posting.
Please stop
This person is a conservative Troll. Please stop falling for it. She posts seemingly bold (but pathetic to cons) stuff and they make fun of all the liberals posting.
Please stop
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