Glurp
@megathruster.bsky.social
GenX blue dot in very red Arkansas. I like horror films, gardening, hiking, kayaking, tinkering with cars and lots of other stuff.
Thank you for your service, sir.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Thank you for your service, sir.
Thanks but we already went on the trip. It was a great time for the kids and me. I would like to return one day and spend more time there.
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thanks but we already went on the trip. It was a great time for the kids and me. I would like to return one day and spend more time there.
Amazing timing on that repost. I'm leaving Arkansas right now!
March 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Amazing timing on that repost. I'm leaving Arkansas right now!
Someone I know and care about is joining the Air Force very soon. Is now a bad time for that? I'm proud of them but I'm also a bit worried and considering trying to talk them out of it.
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Someone I know and care about is joining the Air Force very soon. Is now a bad time for that? I'm proud of them but I'm also a bit worried and considering trying to talk them out of it.
tRump can fill his diaper pardoning Chauvin but it won't take away those state level convictions.
March 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tRump can fill his diaper pardoning Chauvin but it won't take away those state level convictions.
I wouldn't want his face on any bill but I would celebrate his eligibility.
March 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I wouldn't want his face on any bill but I would celebrate his eligibility.
She's gone back and forth so much I honestly can't tell whose balls she's trying to gargle.
February 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
She's gone back and forth so much I honestly can't tell whose balls she's trying to gargle.
Nice. Truth be told, I haven't watched a horror film since Halloween. The regular 'ol news keeps me horrified enough these days.
February 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Nice. Truth be told, I haven't watched a horror film since Halloween. The regular 'ol news keeps me horrified enough these days.
It was sort of satisfying to see his shit eating grin turn to an angry frown, but like I told the lady, I mostly didn't even care about that. I still think about the praying mantis from time to time.
February 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It was sort of satisfying to see his shit eating grin turn to an angry frown, but like I told the lady, I mostly didn't even care about that. I still think about the praying mantis from time to time.
Then I remembered the praying mantis and realized that the opinion of the loudmouth redneck mattered less to me than that of a respectable insect. To me he was noone of consequence and I laughed out loud. "Oh? I don't care," I replied honestly. I smiled and looked at the guy finally.
February 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Then I remembered the praying mantis and realized that the opinion of the loudmouth redneck mattered less to me than that of a respectable insect. To me he was noone of consequence and I laughed out loud. "Oh? I don't care," I replied honestly. I smiled and looked at the guy finally.
my hair grows twice as fast in the back so I guess it mulletizes more quickly than most. Considering my natural habitat, that trait usually just causes me to fit in pretty well with the local fauna. Anyway, it didn't on that day and I started to get a little bit offended.
February 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
my hair grows twice as fast in the back so I guess it mulletizes more quickly than most. Considering my natural habitat, that trait usually just causes me to fit in pretty well with the local fauna. Anyway, it didn't on that day and I started to get a little bit offended.
..apologetic and worried. "I'm sorry about him," she said, quietly. "He just likes to run his mouth." I wasn't sure what she meant at first but it clicked together as I realized that guy had noticed that I was a couple weeks past needing a haircut and I have to admit that
February 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
..apologetic and worried. "I'm sorry about him," she said, quietly. "He just likes to run his mouth." I wasn't sure what she meant at first but it clicked together as I realized that guy had noticed that I was a couple weeks past needing a haircut and I have to admit that
I did hear the word "mullet" somewhere in the parade of stupidity that was coming from the man's mouth, and funny as it stuck me, nearly caught my attention, but not quite. I finished my breakfast, stood up and walked to the cashier. She had a look on her face that was a cross between
February 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I did hear the word "mullet" somewhere in the parade of stupidity that was coming from the man's mouth, and funny as it stuck me, nearly caught my attention, but not quite. I finished my breakfast, stood up and walked to the cashier. She had a look on her face that was a cross between
As I sat in the diner,I was vaguely aware of a noisey and unpleasant voice emanating from a table across the room. It was of a familiar, unsophisticated cadence that my experience had conditioned me to easily ignore. I really had no idea what the idiot was talking about at all.
February 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
As I sat in the diner,I was vaguely aware of a noisey and unpleasant voice emanating from a table across the room. It was of a familiar, unsophisticated cadence that my experience had conditioned me to easily ignore. I really had no idea what the idiot was talking about at all.
A few days after my encounter with the mantis, I found myself working over a pair of cackleberries over medium and their partners-a couple of biscuits slathered in good gravy. My favorite breakfast, which I washed down with copius cups of coffee.
February 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A few days after my encounter with the mantis, I found myself working over a pair of cackleberries over medium and their partners-a couple of biscuits slathered in good gravy. My favorite breakfast, which I washed down with copius cups of coffee.
I had more than my share of drinks the other night and caused my liver to do a lot of extra work. I guess I'll try and finish what I started, although I haven't indulged in liquid inspiration this evening.
February 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I had more than my share of drinks the other night and caused my liver to do a lot of extra work. I guess I'll try and finish what I started, although I haven't indulged in liquid inspiration this evening.
And a sense of humor. Be still my heart!
February 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And a sense of humor. Be still my heart!
Did you really go from under 1K to over 12K in a day? If I was 20 years younger and gay, I'm sure I'd be drooling over you. How tf did you do that?
February 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Did you really go from under 1K to over 12K in a day? If I was 20 years younger and gay, I'm sure I'd be drooling over you. How tf did you do that?
Sure, you're very attractive, intelligent, and artistic, but what else you got? Lots of Italiana can say the same. Why would I be surprised?
February 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sure, you're very attractive, intelligent, and artistic, but what else you got? Lots of Italiana can say the same. Why would I be surprised?
ngl, "cherish the day" has caused me multiple near misses on public indecency charges. I regret nothing
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
ngl, "cherish the day" has caused me multiple near misses on public indecency charges. I regret nothing