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mmk
@meganmarianne.bsky.social
ESL educator in the Midwest; Slavic literature grad school escapee. Likes: karaoke, naps, klarbrunn. Dislikes: union busting, licorice. Free Palestine.
Student question after learning the idiom couch potato: "if you are a couch potato do you have some kind of mental problem?"
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November is the luteal phase of the year
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I love eating red onions but I do not love having eaten red onions
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I dreamnt that Obama wrote everyone a very solemn email to announce that he was putting free maxipads in every public library, which when you open it up it says READ in large vertical rainbow letters
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Tinker, tailor, nicholas hoult(er) will poulter
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I would like to live my life in such a way that when I die people don't have to wonder how I felt about abusers.
October 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'd only kick you out of bed for not sharing your crackers, honestly
October 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Never watched a Disney channel show. I feel like for people 2-3 years younger than me (I'm 39) that was their childhood
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Carrie: Taylor
Samantha: Sabrina
Charlotte: Olivia
Miranda: Chappell
October 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Conversation with my man:
Me: Why do I have so many doctor's appointments. I just wanna be healthy and normal, what do I have to do
Josh: Go to the doctor
Me: Goddammit
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Nothing like trying to find photos for an esl class on body parts to demonstrate dominant culture's diseased relationship with bodies
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anyway, it's a beautiful day to stream Bad Bunny.
MAGA have spent all day calling for the NFL to push out Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl halftime show artist and replace him with the band Creed.

These people have no culture.
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
September 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I thought it was vagina at first and now can't unhear
September 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.
September 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I have 3 axioms that help me decide when to talk to people I disagree with:

1. To debate a subject is to concede that the subject is debatable.

2. To reason with a person is to concede that the person is reasonable.

3. To ask for evidence of a claim is to concede that the claim might be true.
May 5, 2023 at 1:45 PM
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Since this show is back a reminder to everyone about the showrunner. Also that the female costar of this show, after hearing that this guy assaulted someone, suggested they all hash it out on a podcast
Even if you don’t watch the show English Teacher, hope you'll read this. This is about more than 1 show, 1 guy.

FX just renewed a show from a man facing allegations of assault. I have a LOT of questions about the implications not just for FX but for the whole industry www.salon.com/2025/02/12/f...
FX’s renewal of "English Teacher" sends a dangerous message
FX's decision to look past allegations against Brian Jordan Alvarez signals a troubling disregard for survivors.
www.salon.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Quite a Thursday where you shake your head in a disappointed manner at your fellow commuters twice in one hour
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How it feels to move apartments
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Putting chapstick under my nose on the bus like I'm clutching flowers to my face during the plague
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Underrated aspect of having a dog: you have to leave early or you can't go because you HAVE to get home to let the dog out.
September 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Just so we are clear. There is nothing wrong with being trans or autistic. Don't give an inch on that
September 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Really helpful if you've been wondering why chatbots lie
September 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me canvassing
September 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM