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Jen Heller
@megajenz.bsky.social
I'm sorry I only talk about the apocalypse. Creator of Here Comes the Apocalypse and the Disaster Playbook. Interests: sustainability, design, chocolate, survival.
Join us tonight for a solidarity vigil at 5pm at the Mulford-Marina Branch Library (even though it's under construction - we'll be out front) and the Main Library (also out front). #sanleandro
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Getting this kind of love from Isaac at Tangle is validating. 😍 This guy is always making sure he's got a solid take, even when bias is clouding everyone else's judgment.

Get the print-at-home package for just $39.95 flat.

#tangle #climatechange #news #herecomestheapocalypse #newsletter
October 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Whether you’re looking for practical prep that gets you to safety when there’s a problem (or you want to entertain ideas of bugging out to a nearby farm), the Disaster Playbook will get you there in style.

#containerships #globalsupplychain #podcast #disasterpreparedness #homesteaders #farmers
June 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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It's worth reflecting today on what it took to end legal chattel slavery in the US.

And it's worth remembering that the work stoppages of enslaved workers in the south crippled the Confederacy and were the largest and most effective labor action in US history.
June 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I'm sorry you have to prep 😭 Join me for a free webinar to get started on your disaster prep journey: who, what, why, where, how — we've got it all covered to get you motivated to finally get prepared. Sign up today at the link in bio!

Come for the free gifts; stay for the gallows humor. ☠️
March 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My general approach to gardening: let everything go to seed, take a nap on a bed of parsley.
March 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The problem with having children is all the cookies.
March 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Instead of the Trump speech you might want to watch this
alternative! Totally different from the crap--including Joy Reid, Wes Moore, Ray Wood Jr. and others
stateofthepeople.media
State of the People | 24 Hour Marathon
The State of the People is a 24-hour livestream where we will center the truth for the people instead of letting disinformation go unchecked.
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March 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
At the acupuncturist.
February 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The worst thing about aging is random hairs growing out of weird places on my face. Either that or seeing clearly how absolutely morally repugnant those in power are. Pretty much a toss up.
February 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Where did I put that bucket of sand?
ash.harvard.edu/articles/eff...
Efficiency − or empire? How Elon Musk’s hostile takeover could end government as we know it – Ash Center
ash.harvard.edu
February 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I know it might be hard to believe, since I started a whole business about disaster prep @helloapocalypse.bsky.social , but I never once thought it would get this bad.
February 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Depressingly more relevant now than ever: one of the gravest threats to humanity are greedy white men.
February 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
On the couch sick with my 3yo, rewatching Frozen II, and straight up sobbing wishing we had Elsa the Fifth Sprite to bridge the divide between man and nature and save us from this climate catastrophe.
February 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sh*t is cray. We put together a 5 Day Challenge to kickstart our preparedness. Each day we'll send you an achievable task. You do all five, and I'll personally send you a free gift.
It's time to take action! 💪 Join us for the FREE Kickstart Your Prep 5 Day Challenge today. 🗓️ Finish the challenge and we'll send you a FREE GIFT!

Sign up today: herecomestheapocalypse.com/5-day-challe...
February 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I love my team. They are each of them wonderful people who contributes to the success of my companies in their own unique way.

No amount of advertising will convince me to replace them with AI. If only there were a button to never see one of those ads again.
February 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Being known around town as a harbinger of the apocalypse has perks! My friend Patrick dropped off this awesome packet of resilience that my husband hid from me for the perfect amount of time.
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Boy good thing Biden didn’t upset civility and precedent by packing the court eh? lol-sob
February 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I do not like living in a kakistocratic broligarchy
February 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
As a tyke, I named my first stuffie Money. When I got a second stuffie, I renamed my first stuffie Little Money & named the second Big Money. I tout this factoid regularly as evidence of the inevitability of my entrepreneurship. Or is it just evidence of my thorough capitalist conditioning?
February 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I have to live through DOGEocalypse, there's no way in hell I'm counting calories.
February 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM