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Visitors Flock To Sniff Flower That Smells Like Rotting Corpse
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“What else does a plant have to do to tell people it wants to be left alone?” Robbie McRae, Systems Analyst
January 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
I don’t eat berries for breakfast because I’m not an elf but no way am I letting this dork tell me what to do
Screenshot of some sad clickbait thumbnail that says “U.S. Cardiologist Warns About Blueberries For Breakfast” under a photo of some berries and the presumed cardiologist making a little “no-no x” with his index fingers
January 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
i smell a pulitzer
Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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shaynetopp.bsky.social
with tik tok gone I have zero idea what to do when I’m sitting on the toilet. It was ideal for that environment.
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM