Sent Boss Nass to the Qatar Olympics and he dried out in the sun like a big frog
September 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Sent Boss Nass to the Qatar Olympics and he dried out in the sun like a big frog
There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't podrace
May 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't podrace
I'm at maximum scamper
May 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm at maximum scamper
Doing a jigsaw and saying "that's massive" every time I get a fit. "This is huge" and so forth.
April 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Doing a jigsaw and saying "that's massive" every time I get a fit. "This is huge" and so forth.
Happy Andor. Merry Andor and so forth.
April 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Happy Andor. Merry Andor and so forth.
What does the- WHAT DOES THE MAN HAVE TO DO!?!?
Denis Villeneuve has not been nominated for Best Director at the #Oscars for both ‘DUNE’ films.
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25
January 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
What does the- WHAT DOES THE MAN HAVE TO DO!?!?
Robert Eggers signs off his emails "best eggards"
January 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Robert Eggers signs off his emails "best eggards"
Sorry kitten, daddy's watching Attack of the Clones
December 20, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Sorry kitten, daddy's watching Attack of the Clones
Drowning out office Christmas music with a yt video titled "Sauron - Mysterious Fantasy Ambient Music from Mordor"
December 19, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Drowning out office Christmas music with a yt video titled "Sauron - Mysterious Fantasy Ambient Music from Mordor"
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me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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i rly did just fry that damn air
December 17, 2024 at 6:16 PM
i rly did just fry that damn air
Work is the place where I get paid to listen to podcasts. And all I have to do is click things on the computer.
December 11, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Work is the place where I get paid to listen to podcasts. And all I have to do is click things on the computer.
Does it have to be a sign? Can't it be some non-denomenational astral phenomenon?
December 10, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Does it have to be a sign? Can't it be some non-denomenational astral phenomenon?
Rube Goldberg's wife: come to bed baby
Rube Goldberg: I said just a minute
Rube Goldberg: I said just a minute
December 2, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Rube Goldberg's wife: come to bed baby
Rube Goldberg: I said just a minute
Rube Goldberg: I said just a minute
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i hate when people ask “why is it called silence of the lambs?” like did you hear any fucking lambs at any point in the movie???? use your head
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
i hate when people ask “why is it called silence of the lambs?” like did you hear any fucking lambs at any point in the movie???? use your head
Dog: bark bark bark
Me: you're right, I *should* put a hand grenade in my neighbour's recycling
Me: you're right, I *should* put a hand grenade in my neighbour's recycling
November 25, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Dog: bark bark bark
Me: you're right, I *should* put a hand grenade in my neighbour's recycling
Me: you're right, I *should* put a hand grenade in my neighbour's recycling
Haven't posted much because I want to transcribe my tweets by candlelight like a cloistered monk
November 18, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Haven't posted much because I want to transcribe my tweets by candlelight like a cloistered monk
I came here to lick toads and to chew toads... And I'm all gum of bubblegum
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I came here to lick toads and to chew toads... And I'm all gum of bubblegum
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verbose? more like id rather we bone ahaa *stands up and faints, smacking my head on a bedside table on my way down" fuck
February 23, 2024 at 1:05 PM
verbose? more like id rather we bone ahaa *stands up and faints, smacking my head on a bedside table on my way down" fuck
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In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
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Is it "accidentally” or "by accident"? Anyway, I decapitated your scarecrow with my katana
November 17, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Is it "accidentally” or "by accident"? Anyway, I decapitated your scarecrow with my katana
Reposted by Anne Gremlin
Reposted by Anne Gremlin
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
Hello bluesky I am here to fuck
October 18, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Hello bluesky I am here to fuck