Medjool Dates
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🇦🇺 There's an underground coal fire in Australia that's been continuously burning for ~6000 years.
May 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
🇦🇺 There's an underground coal fire in Australia that's been continuously burning for ~6000 years.
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Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37
April 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37
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It’s so nice and warm. But as this is Britain, I simply can’t trust it, so I’m very hot in my jumper. I can see all the other Brits in town also not trusting it, all of them also hot in their jumpers. Jumpers and sunglasses everywhere today.
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It’s so nice and warm. But as this is Britain, I simply can’t trust it, so I’m very hot in my jumper. I can see all the other Brits in town also not trusting it, all of them also hot in their jumpers. Jumpers and sunglasses everywhere today.
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Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage.
Do you know the symptoms?
Patient: I can't say I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That's one of them.
Do you know the symptoms?
Patient: I can't say I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That's one of them.
April 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage.
Do you know the symptoms?
Patient: I can't say I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That's one of them.
Do you know the symptoms?
Patient: I can't say I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That's one of them.
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The data suggests that Red Bull's decision to replace Liam Lawson with Yuki Tsunoda may have been the right one.
www.planetf1.com/news/impress...
www.planetf1.com/news/impress...
Yuki Tsunoda data reveals huge Red Bull gains in first Verstappen comparison
Yuki Tsunoda finished just over a tenth behind Max Verstappen in fifth in their first session together as Red Bull teammates.
www.planetf1.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The data suggests that Red Bull's decision to replace Liam Lawson with Yuki Tsunoda may have been the right one.
www.planetf1.com/news/impress...
www.planetf1.com/news/impress...
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UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform
USA: Hold my beer...
USA: Hold my beer...
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform
USA: Hold my beer...
USA: Hold my beer...
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Just sitting here minding my own business not posting anything that could be considered contempt
April 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just sitting here minding my own business not posting anything that could be considered contempt
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NEW: Red Bull relegated Liam Lawson to its second team - but Racing Bulls is once again threatening to get in among the top teams in qualifying
Lawson and Hadjar could spring qualifying surprises: Friday practice data
Red Bull relegated Liam Lawson to its second team - but Racing Bulls is once again threatening to get in among the top teams in qualifying
www.racefans.net
April 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
NEW: Red Bull relegated Liam Lawson to its second team - but Racing Bulls is once again threatening to get in among the top teams in qualifying
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Stock markets continue to fall as fears over Trump’s trade war dragging down the economy fuel sell-off
Stock markets today: More drops expected on fears of Trump’s tariffs
Friday’s stock market comes after a historically bad day as investors react to Trump’s tariff plan
www.independent.co.uk
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Stock markets continue to fall as fears over Trump’s trade war dragging down the economy fuel sell-off
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This is so dumb
Crashing the economy to get interest rates lower is a dangeruss game
April 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is so dumb
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In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps l'd take in a fire.
Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
April 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps l'd take in a fire.
Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
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I know I've said this a lot over the decade-plus I've been a journalist, but just once it would be nice to live in precedented times
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I know I've said this a lot over the decade-plus I've been a journalist, but just once it would be nice to live in precedented times
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Tempering chocolate outside of a commercial kitchen or factory is a dark art akin to magic. If anyone ever makes something with home tempered chocolate, they are a genius or have the help of a deity.
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tempering chocolate outside of a commercial kitchen or factory is a dark art akin to magic. If anyone ever makes something with home tempered chocolate, they are a genius or have the help of a deity.
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At the #JapaneseGP, Red Bull is paying tribute to Honda's first-ever #F1 livery — dating all the way back to 1968!
Which do you prefer? The clean lines of the original, or the modern interpretation? 🤔
Which do you prefer? The clean lines of the original, or the modern interpretation? 🤔
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
At the #JapaneseGP, Red Bull is paying tribute to Honda's first-ever #F1 livery — dating all the way back to 1968!
Which do you prefer? The clean lines of the original, or the modern interpretation? 🤔
Which do you prefer? The clean lines of the original, or the modern interpretation? 🤔
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January 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Are you on my mailing list/whatsapp channel? Cause next week there will be some exclusive/discount/exciting stuff…
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Haha 😂 , sorry, it’s a bad joke—but honestly, I’m kind of proud of it!
December 18, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Haha 😂 , sorry, it’s a bad joke—but honestly, I’m kind of proud of it!
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Top Companies in the World by Number of Employees (2024):👇
🔸 1. Walmart 🇺🇸 2.3 million employees
🔹 2. China National Petroleum 🇨🇳 1.5 million employees
🔸 3. Amazon 🇺🇸 1.5 million employees
🔹 4. State Grid 🇨🇳 1.1 million employees
🔸 5. Volkswagen Group 🇩🇪 670000 employees
🔸 1. Walmart 🇺🇸 2.3 million employees
🔹 2. China National Petroleum 🇨🇳 1.5 million employees
🔸 3. Amazon 🇺🇸 1.5 million employees
🔹 4. State Grid 🇨🇳 1.1 million employees
🔸 5. Volkswagen Group 🇩🇪 670000 employees
December 18, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Top Companies in the World by Number of Employees (2024):👇
🔸 1. Walmart 🇺🇸 2.3 million employees
🔹 2. China National Petroleum 🇨🇳 1.5 million employees
🔸 3. Amazon 🇺🇸 1.5 million employees
🔹 4. State Grid 🇨🇳 1.1 million employees
🔸 5. Volkswagen Group 🇩🇪 670000 employees
🔸 1. Walmart 🇺🇸 2.3 million employees
🔹 2. China National Petroleum 🇨🇳 1.5 million employees
🔸 3. Amazon 🇺🇸 1.5 million employees
🔹 4. State Grid 🇨🇳 1.1 million employees
🔸 5. Volkswagen Group 🇩🇪 670000 employees
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Feeling tense about the fact the bin day schedule is about to go all over the place.
December 11, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Feeling tense about the fact the bin day schedule is about to go all over the place.
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On average, people who read books for at least 30 minutes a day live nearly two years longer than people who don't read at all.
December 9, 2024 at 11:04 AM
On average, people who read books for at least 30 minutes a day live nearly two years longer than people who don't read at all.
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35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM
35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Welcome to Bollard World. A place where dreams come true.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 27, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Welcome to Bollard World. A place where dreams come true.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Patience is a virtue.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Patience is a virtue.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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What do you wish for Christmas this year?
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 AM
What do you wish for Christmas this year?
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Two words for certain types of people, should you need them:
microlipet: one who gets all worked up over nothing.
struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’.
microlipet: one who gets all worked up over nothing.
struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’.
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Two words for certain types of people, should you need them:
microlipet: one who gets all worked up over nothing.
struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’.
microlipet: one who gets all worked up over nothing.
struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’.
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That awkward moment when you're running...
And your boobs are bouncing all over the place.
And you're a 55 year old guy.
And your boobs are bouncing all over the place.
And you're a 55 year old guy.
December 3, 2024 at 5:57 PM
That awkward moment when you're running...
And your boobs are bouncing all over the place.
And you're a 55 year old guy.
And your boobs are bouncing all over the place.
And you're a 55 year old guy.