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Mediocre Fred
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She didn’t think much and had little to say
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Shigidi and the Brass Head of Obalufon
The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Me at McDonald's: I would like a Big Mac.
McDonald's: That'll be $5.75
Me: *sigh* paywalled
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How has nobody dunked on "standing outside the facade"?
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Same year the OSHA bloodborne pathogens standard was issued which made HepB vaccines available to workers with potential exposure.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It'll be embarrassing to lose to a dead man.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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One of Jim's great skills is stretching. He is better at this than any other cat. People comment on it all the time when they visit our house.

"Holy shit, man, your cat is REALLY fucking good at stretching," they will remark,

"That's because he is orange," we will reply. "And because he's Jim."
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nothing in the OSHA CFR that says you can't cook a turkey in a volcano
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM