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Mediocre Fred
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She didn’t think much and had little to say
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You will be visited by three spirits
The sirens from O Brother Where Art Thou. Three white ladies with dark, wet hair and wet, white dresses walk seductively out of a river.
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Your dog wants a new hairstyle
A street sign with a stick figure walking a leashed dog. It should say “leash your dog” but someone has changed it to say “bleach your dog”. Also someone added a dick and balls on the stick figure
August 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Looks like Stephen miller left his late night snack in my yard
A large dead rat
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Not the most important point but LOL no pants
Dumb schmuck wearing too tight khaki pants that exactly match his skin tone making him look pantsless
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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A close up of a long haired black cat with a graying muzzle and whiskers. He has a snot bubble coming out of his nose.
July 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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They are also (and this is true) extremely adorable
A coati facing the camera. She is a small reddish mammal with a long snout, face stripes kind of like a raccoon, and a very long tail that sticks straight up.
July 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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SE Library users seeing this
A middle age man in a suit and tie with his head bowed and eyes closed in prayer. His prayer is "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
June 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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If you see this post a flower
Close up of the yellow center of a daisy. The center is surrounded by white petals and a dozen or so tiny brown spotted beetles
June 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Feels like serendipity or something that this picture of Jordan Peterson and pictures of this 1948 Talbot-Lago T26 Grand Sport Cabriolet came to my attention on the same day
A classic two seat convertible that is teal with cream colored trim. It is sleek and sexy unlike Jordan Peterson who looks ridiculous in teal with cream trim The interior of the car shows the seat, dash, door, and steering wheel are teal and the floor and accents are cream. It looks good in a car teal with cream trim is a terrible idea for a suit.
May 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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My love language is Buc-ee’s #crafting #bucees
Embroidery in yellow and red thread on black fabric that says “buy me Beaver Nuggets”
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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This is not the type of gondola we've been asking for, Metro. #gondolanow
Red suspended gondola cars crossing the Potomac river from Rosslyn, VA to Georgetown, DC
April 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
A desert canyon on a sunny day. There is a large saguaro cactus in the foreground. In the background there are two people crossing a rope bridge high above the canyon.
March 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Post a picture of when your pet was little.

Gus at six months old looks basically how he does now just 1/3 smaller
A small brown and tan mini schnauzer lays smiling in the grass
March 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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It seems a little too on the nose that the DC public library site is considered "potentially malicious" and "inappropriate" to access on my work computer.
We found a security threat. The website you are trying to visit has been blocked. This is considered potentially malicious, prohibited, or inappropriate by [redacted] policy. These policies help ensure the safety and security of [redacted] IT systems. If you require access to this site to perform your job responsibilities, please contact the [redacted] Access denied due to bad server certificate You tried to visit:https://catalog.dclibrary.org/client/en_US/dcpl/search/patronlogin/http:%24002f%24002fcata...
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Quote with a picture you took in a national park.

Chattahoochee
A misty green valley surrounded by mountains that fade into the mist in the distance. There is a tall purple flower in the right foreground and an old barn in the middle distance in the left
February 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Props to whoever wrote the "read more" tags for this. Sadly this is the only speculative fish fiction on the website.
A screen clip that says "Read More: Fish, Humpback Anglerfish, Speculative Fish Fiction"
February 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Noodle wants you to know that you can have a blast outside getting filthy even on a leash!
A white cat on a leash covered in so much dirt he looks like a gray cat
February 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Comfiest spot is in between the cushions
A white cat curled up asleep in between two golden yellow sofa cushions
January 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Trying some new crafting. This account is pro cyber bullying
Cyberbully your elected representatives spelled out in pink, turquoise, and orange seed beads on black fabric stretched in an embroidery hoop
January 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Bonkers clouds this morning over DC @capitalweather.bsky.social
Five perfectly straight thin clouds fanned out across the sky that look like they are shooting up from a single point beyond the horizon
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I’m mad that I’m in the office but will grudgingly admit that the morning light is quite lovely
A snow covered plaza surrounded by bare trees bathed in pale orange morning light. The US Capitol dome is peeking out from behind a building on the right.
January 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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WIP ceramic Moo Deng in the style of the blue faience hippo at the Louvre
A bisque fired white stoneware baby hippo decorated with Egyptian style papyrus and other motifs painted in black underglaze
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Also the ultimate "your mama" comeback in Titus Andronicus
Lines from Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus reading Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done? Aaron: That which thou canst not undo. Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done they mother.
December 16, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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A hot spring pool in the desert. The pool is surrounded by cliffs streaked with green algae and orange minerals. The sky above the rocks is very blue and saguaro cactuses and palm trees top the cliffs
November 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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From the owner of a (late) cat named Cheese Sandwich, I salute your cat naming prowess.
An extremely handsome longhaired black cat with wide yellow eyes. He is looking majestic and wearing a blue collar with a black bowtie name tag.
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 PM