MechaNinja
@mechaninja.bsky.social
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I follow some video games, law, politics, infosec, and metal. I am so far left of Bernie that I can't see him without help from JWST. He/him, but as the end of the old joke goes, just don't call me late for dinner.
I follow some video games, law, politics, infosec, and metal. I am so far left of Bernie that I can't see him without help from JWST. He/him, but as the end of the old joke goes, just don't call me late for dinner.
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MechaNinja
@mechaninja.bsky.social
· Nov 6
I'm sorry.
I tried. Just this once, I tried. It did nothing, as usual when I try.
All that remains is anxiety.
I tried. Just this once, I tried. It did nothing, as usual when I try.
All that remains is anxiety.
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
Just watched 10 Things I Hate About You again, with my Lil' Redhead.
I would rather Heath was still around and we never got his Joker, as great as it was.
Probably gonna watch A Knight's Tale tomorrow.
I would rather Heath was still around and we never got his Joker, as great as it was.
Probably gonna watch A Knight's Tale tomorrow.
August 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Just watched 10 Things I Hate About You again, with my Lil' Redhead.
I would rather Heath was still around and we never got his Joker, as great as it was.
Probably gonna watch A Knight's Tale tomorrow.
I would rather Heath was still around and we never got his Joker, as great as it was.
Probably gonna watch A Knight's Tale tomorrow.
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The interesting thing about this is that if a rocket taking enriched fuel-grade uranium to the reactor on the moon happens to have a catastrophic failure before reaching escape velocity, Donald Trump will still have been best friends for a decade with a child rapist
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The interesting thing about this is that if a rocket taking enriched fuel-grade uranium to the reactor on the moon happens to have a catastrophic failure before reaching escape velocity, Donald Trump will still have been best friends for a decade with a child rapist
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"Deranged president increasingly threatening American citizens with deportation and denaturalization" sounds like a front page story to me
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Deranged president increasingly threatening American citizens with deportation and denaturalization" sounds like a front page story to me
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It’s always “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, drop out of the public sphere and become a tradwife” and never “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, form a union.”
July 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s always “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, drop out of the public sphere and become a tradwife” and never “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, form a union.”
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Good thing Americans didn't elect harris, or we'd all be headed for war in the midd... oh, wait.
June 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Good thing Americans didn't elect harris, or we'd all be headed for war in the midd... oh, wait.
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The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.
May 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.
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I just had a dream that I was dating Kim Kardashian. Only she was younger than she is now, and I was still as old as I am, and she wasn't the big celebrity she is, she was just shy.
May 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I just had a dream that I was dating Kim Kardashian. Only she was younger than she is now, and I was still as old as I am, and she wasn't the big celebrity she is, she was just shy.
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An anonymous citizen messaged me with a question:
What is the opposite of Diversity-Equity-Inclusion?
His response:
Monopoly-Inequity-Exclusion (MIE)
(or MIE-inaccessibility (MIEI) if you include accessibility, DEIA)
What is the opposite of Diversity-Equity-Inclusion?
His response:
Monopoly-Inequity-Exclusion (MIE)
(or MIE-inaccessibility (MIEI) if you include accessibility, DEIA)
a cartoon character with glasses and the word exactly behind him
ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and the word exactly behind him
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
An anonymous citizen messaged me with a question:
What is the opposite of Diversity-Equity-Inclusion?
His response:
Monopoly-Inequity-Exclusion (MIE)
(or MIE-inaccessibility (MIEI) if you include accessibility, DEIA)
What is the opposite of Diversity-Equity-Inclusion?
His response:
Monopoly-Inequity-Exclusion (MIE)
(or MIE-inaccessibility (MIEI) if you include accessibility, DEIA)
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January 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Magnatize American Ham Again
January 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Magnatize American Ham Again
Is it hard to report a post for misinformation on Blue sky?
LET'S FIND OUT
LET'S FIND OUT
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Is it hard to report a post for misinformation on Blue sky?
LET'S FIND OUT
LET'S FIND OUT
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If you know someone who may be undocumented, no you fucking don’t.
January 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you know someone who may be undocumented, no you fucking don’t.
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We should outlaw organized militias. It’s not the 18th century anymore. Either join the US Military or go home and pound salt.
All this because we had black president once. Morons. Every last one.
All this because we had black president once. Morons. Every last one.
January 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We should outlaw organized militias. It’s not the 18th century anymore. Either join the US Military or go home and pound salt.
All this because we had black president once. Morons. Every last one.
All this because we had black president once. Morons. Every last one.
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Psychologists tell us that we're most sexually attracted to what we don't have. But I don't feel particularly horny towards the time to deal with people's bullshit.
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Psychologists tell us that we're most sexually attracted to what we don't have. But I don't feel particularly horny towards the time to deal with people's bullshit.
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Fuck em up Lillian
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Fuck em up Lillian
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
October 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
I'm sorry.
I tried. Just this once, I tried. It did nothing, as usual when I try.
All that remains is anxiety.
I tried. Just this once, I tried. It did nothing, as usual when I try.
All that remains is anxiety.
November 6, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I'm sorry.
I tried. Just this once, I tried. It did nothing, as usual when I try.
All that remains is anxiety.
I tried. Just this once, I tried. It did nothing, as usual when I try.
All that remains is anxiety.
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i have a new patient appointment later today. the doctor is going to ask me how i’m doing and i’m going to ask him if that is a serious question
November 6, 2024 at 12:08 PM
i have a new patient appointment later today. the doctor is going to ask me how i’m doing and i’m going to ask him if that is a serious question