Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
@mechadinorobot.bsky.social
Loves dogs, dumb jokes & kind people. A bit nerdy, a bit geeky. Sacramento.
You cannot stop The Portland Frog, he is too powerful.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You cannot stop The Portland Frog, he is too powerful.
Reposted by Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Lady with a super karen haircut wouldn't let me merge over and then proceeded to cut several cars off. She was probably in a rush to go yell at some teenagers. Wouldn't want to keep her from that.
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lady with a super karen haircut wouldn't let me merge over and then proceeded to cut several cars off. She was probably in a rush to go yell at some teenagers. Wouldn't want to keep her from that.
Reposted by Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
I even put in my fancy rapture clothes, and nothing. Disappointed.
i regret to inform you that i have not been raptured
September 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I even put in my fancy rapture clothes, and nothing. Disappointed.
Reposted by Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
I think Im going to swap my Disney & Hulu subscriptions for a PBS streaming subscription. I do miss watching Finding Your Roots & all the other rad shows.
September 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I think Im going to swap my Disney & Hulu subscriptions for a PBS streaming subscription. I do miss watching Finding Your Roots & all the other rad shows.
Waiting with my mom for them to call her to get her procedure done. Shes bragging to me about being a shit disturber online & how many likes she's getting. She really hates the mangled apricot hell beast.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Waiting with my mom for them to call her to get her procedure done. Shes bragging to me about being a shit disturber online & how many likes she's getting. She really hates the mangled apricot hell beast.
Welp, call me a Lazy Luddite then.
September 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Welp, call me a Lazy Luddite then.
People need to stop using their grandkids as their profile picture on FB, your grandchild does not need to be the representation for your weird/crappy/bigoted opinions.
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
People need to stop using their grandkids as their profile picture on FB, your grandchild does not need to be the representation for your weird/crappy/bigoted opinions.
I keep trying to eat healthy, but since Jan, I keep stress eating. No idea why.
This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something
September 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I keep trying to eat healthy, but since Jan, I keep stress eating. No idea why.
Reposted by Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
Im a big fan of my fan. This feels very circular.
September 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Im a big fan of my fan. This feels very circular.
Sparkling unicorn wine, magical!
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sparkling unicorn wine, magical!
I just saw a kid walking his plastic skeleton down the road, living his best life, not a care in the world.
August 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I just saw a kid walking his plastic skeleton down the road, living his best life, not a care in the world.
Reposted by Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
The CDE’s Office of School-Based Health Programs is hosting a suicide prevention awareness webinar on September 4.
Learn to recognize warning signs, engage in supportive and stigma-free conversations, and more: www.tinyurl.com/CDETogether
Learn to recognize warning signs, engage in supportive and stigma-free conversations, and more: www.tinyurl.com/CDETogether
August 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The CDE’s Office of School-Based Health Programs is hosting a suicide prevention awareness webinar on September 4.
Learn to recognize warning signs, engage in supportive and stigma-free conversations, and more: www.tinyurl.com/CDETogether
Learn to recognize warning signs, engage in supportive and stigma-free conversations, and more: www.tinyurl.com/CDETogether
Reposted by Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
Patty McCormack wishing you a happy Saturday
August 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Patty McCormack wishing you a happy Saturday
The world felt a little more comforted & sweet when he was in it. He always brought me back to a safe feeling inside. I think he did for a lot of us.
August 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The world felt a little more comforted & sweet when he was in it. He always brought me back to a safe feeling inside. I think he did for a lot of us.
Finally a way to feel alive.
"You want chocolate that doesn’t require a diversified stock portfolio? Crunch on some Ferrero Rocher and call it a day, asshat."
This Chocolate Will Kick Your Teeth In
Are you looking for sweet, melty chocolate that makes you feel comforted—or are you a fucking adult? Are you grown up enough to appreciate that eve...
buff.ly
August 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Finally a way to feel alive.
Wait... Am i the bad guy? Did I sell my soul to a weeb?
A more accurate Headline on this disturbing report from @vanityfair.com is: “Has Priscilla Chan SoldOut Her Initial Goal of Using BigTech Money for the Greater Good?” #CZI #PublicHealth #EgalitarianPhilanthropy 🥺 apple.news/nowPlaying/A...
Listen to: Inside the Drama at the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative — Vanity Fair
Billionaires Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan built the charitable behemoth in their image: science-based, research-backed, and driven by empathy. Now some staff question whether that’s changed.
apple.news
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Wait... Am i the bad guy? Did I sell my soul to a weeb?
If anyone knows anything about honest elections, it's definitely Putin. The most honest elections ever.
"It can't be honest" -- Trump rails against mail voting, citing comments made to him today by Vladimir Putin, and calls on Congress to do "election reform"
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If anyone knows anything about honest elections, it's definitely Putin. The most honest elections ever.
Reposted by Schmitty 🦖 🤖 🦕
Not liking that my nephew and his 2 little kids just started their vacation in Oahu today.
July 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Not liking that my nephew and his 2 little kids just started their vacation in Oahu today.
Best friend suggestion I've seen in awhile.
July 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Best friend suggestion I've seen in awhile.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Har har
He was outstanding in his field.
Har har
July 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Har har
He was outstanding in his field.
Har har