Schlap Schlap
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My name is cat! | he/they | 20 | silly little guy!!!!
I dont use this much,,,
I dont use this much,,,
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remember to always pet your fellow scientist
October 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM
remember to always pet your fellow scientist
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can't go to work without getting a little boner bruh cuz why my coworkers talking about 250 ""feet"" ""pounds"" and tranny fluid
October 26, 2024 at 12:33 AM
can't go to work without getting a little boner bruh cuz why my coworkers talking about 250 ""feet"" ""pounds"" and tranny fluid
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imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their boobs
February 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their boobs
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they really call it a yellow jack it. thats like pee. and jackin it. crazy what the left is doing nowadays
October 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
they really call it a yellow jack it. thats like pee. and jackin it. crazy what the left is doing nowadays
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omg are people actually using bluesky now?? wowza,,,,,
October 23, 2024 at 1:56 AM
omg are people actually using bluesky now?? wowza,,,,,
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i'm just gonna start posting no-context doodles from my group chats
August 27, 2023 at 11:20 PM
i'm just gonna start posting no-context doodles from my group chats
THE MUGSHOT IS OUT OMG
August 25, 2023 at 2:51 AM
THE MUGSHOT IS OUT OMG
this summer the east coast had wildfire smoke and now the west coast has a hurricane hitting it, cultural exchange
August 20, 2023 at 6:33 PM
this summer the east coast had wildfire smoke and now the west coast has a hurricane hitting it, cultural exchange
bluesky please give me invite codes it is so boring on here right now i need my silly little friends, what is a clown in a car by itself?
August 19, 2023 at 4:55 AM
bluesky please give me invite codes it is so boring on here right now i need my silly little friends, what is a clown in a car by itself?
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so funny to me that im on this website so early, its all big fandom accounts, famous people, gimmick accounts, and silly ol me
August 10, 2023 at 7:29 PM
so funny to me that im on this website so early, its all big fandom accounts, famous people, gimmick accounts, and silly ol me
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*batman voice* alfred, it's the divorce signal
July 29, 2023 at 6:26 PM
*batman voice* alfred, it's the divorce signal
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i only make out with girls who identify with the word faggot
July 28, 2023 at 4:22 AM
i only make out with girls who identify with the word faggot
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blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love
July 25, 2023 at 4:14 PM
blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love
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