M. Duke
@mduke-413.bsky.social
Biker-nerd, accountant, board gamer, cook, artist, goth, punk, nature lover, fixer of all things mechanical, and Star Wars Lego fan.
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Step 0: take short positions
Step 1b: close out short positions
Make money on the downswing AND the upswing!
Added bonus! Buy up foreclosed homes and farms, then rent them out at a premium!
Crime may not pay, but Oligarchy sure does.
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Step 1b: close out short positions
Make money on the downswing AND the upswing!
Added bonus! Buy up foreclosed homes and farms, then rent them out at a premium!
Crime may not pay, but Oligarchy sure does.
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April 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Step 0: take short positions
Step 1b: close out short positions
Make money on the downswing AND the upswing!
Added bonus! Buy up foreclosed homes and farms, then rent them out at a premium!
Crime may not pay, but Oligarchy sure does.
@kairyssdal.bsky.social
Step 1b: close out short positions
Make money on the downswing AND the upswing!
Added bonus! Buy up foreclosed homes and farms, then rent them out at a premium!
Crime may not pay, but Oligarchy sure does.
@kairyssdal.bsky.social
Here's the thing: They're bankrupting the country and the markets on PURPOSE.
When businesses close, farms are lost, people default on their mortgages... Who buys those things during a depression? People with Capital. Oligarchs. Billionaires. 🧵 1/4
When businesses close, farms are lost, people default on their mortgages... Who buys those things during a depression? People with Capital. Oligarchs. Billionaires. 🧵 1/4
Walz: It's like trump is stuck in the 80s. His music, his clothing, his thinking. I think the biggest myth perpetuated on this country that Donald Trump understands anything about business. He's bankrupted every single one he's been into, and now he's bankrupting this country
April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Here's the thing: They're bankrupting the country and the markets on PURPOSE.
When businesses close, farms are lost, people default on their mortgages... Who buys those things during a depression? People with Capital. Oligarchs. Billionaires. 🧵 1/4
When businesses close, farms are lost, people default on their mortgages... Who buys those things during a depression? People with Capital. Oligarchs. Billionaires. 🧵 1/4
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After getting some rest, I am in awe of everyone who continues to lift their voice and speak out. This is a moment for our country, and we must make a choice about the America we want to be.
April 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
After getting some rest, I am in awe of everyone who continues to lift their voice and speak out. This is a moment for our country, and we must make a choice about the America we want to be.
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GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "Why is a White House official, that's not even elected, why is that person belittling the Polish foreign minister? It's not appropriate. It's not right. We need more discipline in the White House."
March 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "Why is a White House official, that's not even elected, why is that person belittling the Polish foreign minister? It's not appropriate. It's not right. We need more discipline in the White House."
There are still a few decent Republicans out there. NE's Don Bacon. I say we should all reach out and give him encouragement for standing up for his country over Don The Con.
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March 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There are still a few decent Republicans out there. NE's Don Bacon. I say we should all reach out and give him encouragement for standing up for his country over Don The Con.
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Canada, coming back to sanity. Sorry it had to happen this way!
March 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Canada, coming back to sanity. Sorry it had to happen this way!
Also, requiring 4 years of experience for an "entry level" job? No. Stop that.
Dear Employers, Please stop asking for Bachelor & Master Degree if you're only paying $20 an hour…
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
March 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Also, requiring 4 years of experience for an "entry level" job? No. Stop that.
It would have worked. But Zelenski is too good a man to fake grovel like that.
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March 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It would have worked. But Zelenski is too good a man to fake grovel like that.
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Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
March 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
I'm just happy because my spell checker will stop correcting "grey". I don't like this behaviour, because grey is my favourite colour!
English is now the official language of the United States.
Which means, you can longer pronounce a "z" as "zee". In English, it's "zed".
Also, have to use "u" correctly. For example, instead of "color", it's "colour". And no more "er" at the end of words, it's "centre". Don't make post a defence!
Which means, you can longer pronounce a "z" as "zee". In English, it's "zed".
Also, have to use "u" correctly. For example, instead of "color", it's "colour". And no more "er" at the end of words, it's "centre". Don't make post a defence!
March 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm just happy because my spell checker will stop correcting "grey". I don't like this behaviour, because grey is my favourite colour!
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English is now the official language of the United States.
Which means, you can longer pronounce a "z" as "zee". In English, it's "zed".
Also, have to use "u" correctly. For example, instead of "color", it's "colour". And no more "er" at the end of words, it's "centre". Don't make post a defence!
Which means, you can longer pronounce a "z" as "zee". In English, it's "zed".
Also, have to use "u" correctly. For example, instead of "color", it's "colour". And no more "er" at the end of words, it's "centre". Don't make post a defence!
March 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
English is now the official language of the United States.
Which means, you can longer pronounce a "z" as "zee". In English, it's "zed".
Also, have to use "u" correctly. For example, instead of "color", it's "colour". And no more "er" at the end of words, it's "centre". Don't make post a defence!
Which means, you can longer pronounce a "z" as "zee". In English, it's "zed".
Also, have to use "u" correctly. For example, instead of "color", it's "colour". And no more "er" at the end of words, it's "centre". Don't make post a defence!
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Fyre Festival 2 just feels like it’s so on brand for 2025.
February 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fyre Festival 2 just feels like it’s so on brand for 2025.
Went to a college job fair today. Only 1 accounting firm there. But there were FIFTEEN law enforcement agencies, including the Secret Service and ICE.
15 out of 70. Guess they're having problems finding folks to come work for them. I wonder why?
15 out of 70. Guess they're having problems finding folks to come work for them. I wonder why?
February 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Went to a college job fair today. Only 1 accounting firm there. But there were FIFTEEN law enforcement agencies, including the Secret Service and ICE.
15 out of 70. Guess they're having problems finding folks to come work for them. I wonder why?
15 out of 70. Guess they're having problems finding folks to come work for them. I wonder why?
Very sad day for the Buffyverse. RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. Gone too soon.
February 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Very sad day for the Buffyverse. RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. Gone too soon.
RESIST.
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
RESIST.
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France spent a considerable sum of money to aid American colonists to defeat England.
France never demanded our minerals as a payment for assisting.
France ultimately became an even more wealthy nation because the United States existed.
Freedom isn't a transaction. But it should be an export.
France never demanded our minerals as a payment for assisting.
France ultimately became an even more wealthy nation because the United States existed.
Freedom isn't a transaction. But it should be an export.
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
France spent a considerable sum of money to aid American colonists to defeat England.
France never demanded our minerals as a payment for assisting.
France ultimately became an even more wealthy nation because the United States existed.
Freedom isn't a transaction. But it should be an export.
France never demanded our minerals as a payment for assisting.
France ultimately became an even more wealthy nation because the United States existed.
Freedom isn't a transaction. But it should be an export.
I know it's an unintentional typo, cuz Canadians are polite, but I love the fact that they misspelled his name Donad.
February 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I know it's an unintentional typo, cuz Canadians are polite, but I love the fact that they misspelled his name Donad.
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“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”
February 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”
How much do y'all want to bet that all these folks who "accidentally" got fired, get rehired, and have their seniority dates in the computer system reset. Years from now they'll be trying to collect pensions or something and be told "Sorry, you've only worked here since 2025!"
#Impeach #DonTheCon
#Impeach #DonTheCon
February 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How much do y'all want to bet that all these folks who "accidentally" got fired, get rehired, and have their seniority dates in the computer system reset. Years from now they'll be trying to collect pensions or something and be told "Sorry, you've only worked here since 2025!"
#Impeach #DonTheCon
#Impeach #DonTheCon
The President is not a King. We fought an entire war because we hated being ruled by a King. It's time we #ImpeachPresidentMusk.
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February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The President is not a King. We fought an entire war because we hated being ruled by a King. It's time we #ImpeachPresidentMusk.
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk going after the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau tells you everything you need to know about their priorities.
Instead of lowering prices on "day one" as Trump said, he's raising costs on families by letting Wall Street cheat them.
Instead of lowering prices on "day one" as Trump said, he's raising costs on families by letting Wall Street cheat them.
February 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Donald Trump and Elon Musk going after the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau tells you everything you need to know about their priorities.
Instead of lowering prices on "day one" as Trump said, he's raising costs on families by letting Wall Street cheat them.
Instead of lowering prices on "day one" as Trump said, he's raising costs on families by letting Wall Street cheat them.