Michael Crane
@mdrabbles.bsky.social
Writer and FFXIV addict. He/him
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Michael Crane
@mdrabbles.bsky.social
· Nov 12
New people following me, realizing I only talk about Columbo, Final Fantasy XIV, and death metal.
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
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Is this snowman on the nice list?
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Is this snowman on the nice list?
I think David Lynch would’ve loved THE CHAIR COMPANY. That is all.
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I think David Lynch would’ve loved THE CHAIR COMPANY. That is all.
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The Chair Company finale
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Chair Company finale
they did it... they made me scream out "WHAT THE SHIT?!?!" just like I did when I saw the end of Season 2 of TWIN PEAKS, and also the finale of TWIN PEAKS: The Return.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣
a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with hbo max written on the bottom
Alt: a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen, shocked and confused: from THE CHAIR COMPANY
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
they did it... they made me scream out "WHAT THE SHIT?!?!" just like I did when I saw the end of Season 2 of TWIN PEAKS, and also the finale of TWIN PEAKS: The Return.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣
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only a few minutes into the season finale of THE CHAIR COMPANY and WTF ALREADY HOLY SHIT
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
only a few minutes into the season finale of THE CHAIR COMPANY and WTF ALREADY HOLY SHIT
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He’s losing the crypto bros. Who is even left
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He’s losing the crypto bros. Who is even left
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HOW ARE THERE YET MORE DEM CAMPAIGNS THAT THINK I WANT TO HEAR FROM JAMES CARVILLE
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
HOW ARE THERE YET MORE DEM CAMPAIGNS THAT THINK I WANT TO HEAR FROM JAMES CARVILLE
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
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your grocery bills are through the roof and all he cares about is his stupid ballroom
that’s the crux of it
that’s the crux of it
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
your grocery bills are through the roof and all he cares about is his stupid ballroom
that’s the crux of it
that’s the crux of it
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
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Congress and the supreme court gave their power away to Trump, everything that comes next falls squarely on their shoulders.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Congress and the supreme court gave their power away to Trump, everything that comes next falls squarely on their shoulders.
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Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
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Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino tries to blame the rise of measles cases in the U.S. on “illegal aliens,” an extremely common strategy among fascists historically.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino tries to blame the rise of measles cases in the U.S. on “illegal aliens,” an extremely common strategy among fascists historically.
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
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my #1 worry about the next five years is not that we won't beat the fascists. we will absolutely beat the fascists.
we might lose to the centrists.
we might lose to the centrists.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
my #1 worry about the next five years is not that we won't beat the fascists. we will absolutely beat the fascists.
we might lose to the centrists.
we might lose to the centrists.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
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The house and senate have both expressed interest in investigating the strike on survivors of the first boat strike.
Both Hegseth and adm Bradley will need to answer some questions.
This is why a reminder to not follow illegal orders is important
Both Hegseth and adm Bradley will need to answer some questions.
This is why a reminder to not follow illegal orders is important
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The house and senate have both expressed interest in investigating the strike on survivors of the first boat strike.
Both Hegseth and adm Bradley will need to answer some questions.
This is why a reminder to not follow illegal orders is important
Both Hegseth and adm Bradley will need to answer some questions.
This is why a reminder to not follow illegal orders is important
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Definitely my favorite of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Definitely my favorite of the year.
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WHY IS ANY OF THIS HAPPENING
WE COULD BE SPENDING THE MONEY GIVEN TO THESE ICE GOONS ON HEALTH CARE FOR ALL.
WE COULD BE SPENDING THE MONEY GIVEN TO THESE ICE GOONS ON HEALTH CARE FOR ALL.
Moments ago, feds shove protesters out of the way as more NYPD officers arrive on scene. reporting for @thecity.nyc
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
WHY IS ANY OF THIS HAPPENING
WE COULD BE SPENDING THE MONEY GIVEN TO THESE ICE GOONS ON HEALTH CARE FOR ALL.
WE COULD BE SPENDING THE MONEY GIVEN TO THESE ICE GOONS ON HEALTH CARE FOR ALL.
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This seems like the kind of declaration by a U.S. president that should be mentioned *somewhere* on the front page of CNN or the NY Times, but the fact that it isn't (as of right now) tells us so much both about how this president is covered and the credibility of the U.S. government.
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This seems like the kind of declaration by a U.S. president that should be mentioned *somewhere* on the front page of CNN or the NY Times, but the fact that it isn't (as of right now) tells us so much both about how this president is covered and the credibility of the U.S. government.
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a military strike on unarmed civilians is murder and a war crime
This is a lot of words to say, “Yikes! That Washington Post story about us illegally killing survivors on the open seas was 100% correct!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
a military strike on unarmed civilians is murder and a war crime