Michael Crane
@mdrabbles.bsky.social
Writer and FFXIV addict. He/him
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Michael Crane
@mdrabbles.bsky.social
· Nov 12
New people following me, realizing I only talk about Columbo, Final Fantasy XIV, and death metal.
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can our journalism scientists create a form of news that Mike Johnson can read?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
can our journalism scientists create a form of news that Mike Johnson can read?
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
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in retrospect the whole “we’re gonna commit war crimes again boys” media tour by the secretary of defense may have been legally misguided
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
in retrospect the whole “we’re gonna commit war crimes again boys” media tour by the secretary of defense may have been legally misguided
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cOmin out of my scratch house an im doin just fine.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
cOmin out of my scratch house an im doin just fine.
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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🔥 BREAKING: A spokesperson for Kids Can Press, the publisher of the Franklin the Turtle books, messaged me today about Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth using the likeness and image from the books to make light of killings in the Caribbean in his post yesterday on X.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🔥 BREAKING: A spokesperson for Kids Can Press, the publisher of the Franklin the Turtle books, messaged me today about Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth using the likeness and image from the books to make light of killings in the Caribbean in his post yesterday on X.
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A lot of transphobic whataboutism is just straight up trying to make being a bigot sound like a legit position asked in good faith.
Nope, same old horseshit.
Nope, same old horseshit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A lot of transphobic whataboutism is just straight up trying to make being a bigot sound like a legit position asked in good faith.
Nope, same old horseshit.
Nope, same old horseshit.
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the things i want to say violate the terms of service here.
These are screenshots from an actual DHS press release that just went out offering "self-deportation" as a "gift" to "illegal aliens" this holiday season.
This administration is truly repugnant.
This administration is truly repugnant.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the things i want to say violate the terms of service here.
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always so odd to me how many people care about stream numbers. feels like they don’t actually care about the music at all. one of my favorite albums of all time is from a band that gets like 2,000 streams a month. art is not measured by level of consumption
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
always so odd to me how many people care about stream numbers. feels like they don’t actually care about the music at all. one of my favorite albums of all time is from a band that gets like 2,000 streams a month. art is not measured by level of consumption
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Bar is so low for the media that I'm feeling encouraged that an obvious war crime generated a second news cycle.
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Bar is so low for the media that I'm feeling encouraged that an obvious war crime generated a second news cycle.
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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i mean seriously though, "mr president are you concerned that your doctors arent telling you why youre getting mri's" is a legitimate question that should be asked
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i mean seriously though, "mr president are you concerned that your doctors arent telling you why youre getting mri's" is a legitimate question that should be asked
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This perfectly encapsulates Mike Johnson's role
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This perfectly encapsulates Mike Johnson's role
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hello 911? my large adult child received a bad grade on a paper in college
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
hello 911? my large adult child received a bad grade on a paper in college
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
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Is this snowman on the nice list?
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Is this snowman on the nice list?
I think David Lynch would’ve loved THE CHAIR COMPANY. That is all.
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I think David Lynch would’ve loved THE CHAIR COMPANY. That is all.
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The Chair Company finale
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Chair Company finale
they did it... they made me scream out "WHAT THE SHIT?!?!" just like I did when I saw the end of Season 2 of TWIN PEAKS, and also the finale of TWIN PEAKS: The Return.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣
a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen with hbo max written on the bottom
Alt: a man wearing glasses is looking at a computer screen, shocked and confused: from THE CHAIR COMPANY
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
they did it... they made me scream out "WHAT THE SHIT?!?!" just like I did when I saw the end of Season 2 of TWIN PEAKS, and also the finale of TWIN PEAKS: The Return.
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣
WHAT THE SHIT?!?! 😂🤣