Look I’m not sure where I stand on banning teens from having phones / social media but I’m thoroughly convinced we should ban every single adult myself and the President of the United States included

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

We only get one life, so make sure to look at your phone as much as possible, because you probably won’t be able to look at your phone after you die

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸

‘Letter to the Person Who Carved His Initials into the Oldest Living Longleaf Pine in North America’, a poem by Matthew Olzmann. “Tell me what it’s like to live without curiosity, without awe…” [kottke.org]

it's 2002. I've just put a sick new skin on winamp and kazaa just finished downloading tool_lateralus_full_album.mp3 and I just got finished watching the new flash animation about counter strike. "uhoh" I hear from ICQ. my HP desktop has about 3000 viruses on it.

my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been

If I ever wrote a book like “Salt” or “Oranges” it would be about ibuprofen.