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mccduff
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he/him, full time dad, husband, resister
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)
May 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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So I work in downtown Louisville and live not far out. I drive by Churchill Downs to get to church.

1. There are too many people here.
2. No, I will not be going to the Derby.
3. I will not be leaving my house.
4. If someone totals my parked car on Derby weekend again, so help me God.
May 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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finally a politician i can get behind
April 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?

Me: Begins to explain…

Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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there are three types of people
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Mayo execs woke up this morning and were like "what can we do to make everyone mad"

www.startribune.com/mayo-clinic-...
Mayo Clinic renaming its DEI office to the ‘Office of Belonging’
The change, citing “recent national events,” comes five years after Mayo launched the office with great fanfare and a $100 million pledge.
www.startribune.com
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Ok so Trump is defying a 9-0 Supreme Court decision, as we all warned he would.

What's the plan?
April 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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(voice cracking) check out my interview with parade
April 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Guy who inadvertently released several hundred crickets in his house and then recaptured some of them: "Caught at least 200 crickets in the kitchen. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
Trump on the markets: "Up 2500 points. Nobody has ever heard of it. Gotta be a record."
April 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I love how these utter morons think that tariffs will result in more people "buying American."

Like, motherfucker, exactly where are all these imaginary companies going to get raw materials to produce all these goods? Where are they going to get subcomponents?
April 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.

The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
April 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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y’all are wild
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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film still #71

after band played happy birthday for Adam.

#severance
March 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Waltz figuring out how this happened like
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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People blame me for things just because I did them.
March 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM