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Mark Bowie
@mbowie1986.bsky.social
I like Percy Pigs and Pretty Green, the Fab Four and Bruce Springsteen…

Jesus Saves…and Kelly scores the rebound!

Here for Rock ‘n’ Roll, NUFC and Space Shit!
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Incredible scenes on BBC Look North.
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Absolute cunts club like Real Madrid, petulant little bastards! #CopaDelRey #Barcelona #RealMadrid #FrancosFacists
April 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
…anyone who’d been drinking in The Crows Nest who is missing a Wembley Scarf today that had a Blue Star and Tonali 8 badge on it. My son seen one on the floor in pub around 8pm and another set of lads handed it to one of the bar staff. Hope the owner gets it back! #NUFC
March 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Okay there'll be some new drawings and, sadly, some commemorative mugs
March 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
…may as well be playing Heather Mills tonight, she’s got no left either! #NUFC
March 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
RIP David Johansen! Them Dolls’ gigs at The Cluny were brilliant and really really fucking loud!!
March 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Kieron Trippier match rating for last night! #NUFC
volume i and volume ii knobs on a metallic surface
ALT: volume i and volume ii knobs on a metallic surface
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Demand the right to vote in an election for council seats that will cease to exist straight afterwards. Demand the right to waste taxpayers money so a grifting knobhead can get a bit more attention by making it all about him.
February 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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"I never said Brexit would be easy" says politician who definitely said Brexit would be easy.
January 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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To those saying “It’s not the Brexit I voted for”, you voted for an impossible fantasy, sold to you by grifting gobshites with no interest in reality or what was actually possible. You got exactly what you voted for.
January 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Dr Martin Luther King jr. knew what we needed then.

We need it more than ever now.
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sandro, I think he’s the best midfielder I’ve seen at #NUFC since Robert Lee, just another level!
January 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
Please don’t share.
January 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just watched Cunk On Life, the most hilarious one so far…how @profbriancox.bsky.social can keep a straight face is incredible!
January 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)
December 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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We'll never get bored of watching Johan Cruyff trying to teach Hristo Stoichkov how to use a skipping rope 🤣
December 9, 2024 at 4:50 PM
…thou shall not let NUFCs performance yesterday ruin the holy day….by holy day we mean, like every Sunday, is Beatles Day! Let’s see what Marty has done with 64’!
December 1, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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This is the lovely Jeremy Clarkson. He’s used his show ‘Clarkson’s Farm’ to vilify Badgers as responsible for the spread of bTB and has shot all the Badgers on his farm

He’d hate it if people ‘RT'd’ this and signed the petition to end the Badger cull..

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
November 29, 2024 at 8:01 AM
What’s Masterchef pudding nonce Wallace been up to?
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Still reading people trying to blame last nights defeat on Sean Longstaff, these people need to sell their tickets, if your understanding of the game is that he’s to blame for what happened last night, you need a new sport to follow. STs are becoming more and more like status symbols. #NUFC
November 26, 2024 at 9:46 AM
…everyone has also seemed to forget they’ve got a lad who was picking up Bet Builders on himself last year while Sandro was sitting in Wetherspoons! #NUFC
November 25, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Poor #NUFC, same story with a lot of our top players, poor consistency and decision-making. Isak and Gordon with chances they should both finish. Willock poor final balls while he was on, Joelinton and Tino our two better players. International football needs hooked!
November 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
…ALWAYS meet your heroes! Happy Birthday Ned! Saviour of Newcastle United! #NUFC
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM