maytheschwartz.bsky.social
@maytheschwartz.bsky.social
Was SchwartzsLaw in the bad place. Yankees, UofA, Giants, USMC Veteran, VFW, husband, father to a 8yo Aaron Judge stan and an 2yo minion.
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Wow.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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10/10. No notes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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College basketball finally returns today😃

Bluesky's CBB activity is FAR too low, but I'll keep posting here all the same. Here's a big Starter Pack I created about a year ago. Share it! If there are accounts posting about ball near-daily that should be added, let me know and I'll share tonight.
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I am once again sharing my platform of “get rid of daylight savings time but also move schools and businesses to Winter Hours” where we stop trying to outsmart orbital mechanics and instead just start school 45 minutes to an hour later so it’s not so dark at bus stops
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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We'd need to put 3 other people on stage so that Riley Gaines could finish the debate in her typical position.
Gaines: I want to challenge AOC to a debate.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bear Down!
October 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Left photo: MAGA, BEFORE finding out the shooter’s identity

Right photo: MAGA, AFTER finding out the shooter’s identity

I can’t qwhite put my finger on what changed? 🤔

www.qasimrashid.com/p/a-white-ma...
September 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Independent and rural hospitals are collaborating with their neighbors to shore up their finances instead of joining larger health systems to stay afloat.
How rural hospitals are banding together to survive
Independent and rural hospitals are collaborating with their neighbors to shore up their finances instead of joining larger health systems to stay afloat.
n.pr
September 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Words/phrases Democrats should never use:

* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
August 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Board at Citi field says it’s 83 degrees. But it feels like 83 million in our seats. At least we got bobbleheads!
August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Check out this very palpable hit
by cartoonist Guy Richards Smit:
August 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Notable that MLB alternated calls in that tribute, and edited around Vin Scully saying “A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol.”
July 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We need a special name for the post Prime Day return lines. Shop of shame line?
July 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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this looks like something out of a movie (but my character would NOT have stayed on that bridge) youtu.be/0kYjiTEDqtw?...
Raging Guadalupe River Flash Flood in Kerrville 2025.
YouTube video by Scrib Nibit
youtu.be
July 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Exactly this!!!
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This nails it.
July 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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It's been some time since I watched this, but imo it is one of the very best explanations of why you should not allow yourself to be interviewed by the police.

youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?...
Don't Talk to the Police
YouTube video by Regent University School of Law
youtu.be
May 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Horsey
May 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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There’s a direct relationship between being obsessed with IQ and being the dumbest motherfucker ever
Today is May 8, celebrated as Victory in Europe Day. So of course Trump shares an image of the flag raising at Iwo Jima.
May 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Teachers get capped at $300 for tax write-offs.

Elon gets $11 Billion.

#TaxTheRich
April 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM