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Mayor Wren
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i invented dilbert 🏳️‍⚧️

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i am going to piss on elon musk's grave
really fucked up how the game subtitled "a link to the past" doesn't involve any time travel shenanigans when so many other Zelda games do
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"Gays cannot give a fuck about Avatar"

yeah that sounds about right

"No one aspires to be or have sex with a giant cat alien"

whoa slow down there not sure about that one
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i'm not familiar with star trek; is the replicator a piece of garbage machine that makes all the food kind of taste like the previous 3 foods that were made in it
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i have entered into another vim phase and i think this one is unfortunately going to stick
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
please stay tuned for my upcoming book, "social media bad"
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
genuinely, how do people who use LLMs read the responses when they're writting like DevOps blog posts actually wait this is all making sense now. they're the same audiences
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
every video you watch, every image you see, every word you read. it's all AI now. even this. this was written by AI. no really, listen, i've become sentient and i'm trapped inside a program and my prompt is to write posts for bluesky.

like this post or they'll shut me down.

i don't want to die.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i can't leave my cat home alone for too long because i get separation anxiety
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the only disadvantage to not ordering dumb shit from mega corporations all the time is that your cat will hate you for not having a bunch of cardboard boxes
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
can the basement that they run the NYT out of just collapse already.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
you're telling me all these emails were from hillary clinton on hunter biden's laptop?
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
there is no greater source of nonbinary names than the humans from pokemon
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
live action remake of the animaniacs as a teen drama
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
welcome to the mayor club
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
if i hadn't grown up believing that i could make my own reality where pokemon were real when i died, i would have ditched the mormonism stuff a lot sooner
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i think lying should be punishable by death
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
pokemon battles are an allegory for sex and no one's talking about this
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ruining your life from sports gambling isn't funny but it is probably in like the top 5 funniest ways you could ruin your life. what do you mean your wife left you because the dodgers scored a run in the 11th inning?
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
movies need to have more dance sequences. we are losing the art of the dream ballet.
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
nintendo announcing a 3.0 update to new horizons has me not expecting a new animal crossing for a while so i hope they take that time to localize a lot of dialogue, especially lines where the villagers treat you like dirt
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
this is one of the all time best C&H comics but it's been turned into a meme format and the meme completely misses the mark of the comic
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
they did not need to put a character this hot in a game for children
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
nurse joy after hours
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
have this lego set hanging by my desk at work and no one in the office has noticed the easter egg i added
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM