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Mayor Wren
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i invented dilbert 🏳️‍⚧️

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"Gays cannot give a fuck about Avatar"

yeah that sounds about right

"No one aspires to be or have sex with a giant cat alien"

whoa slow down there not sure about that one
tweet from Joseph Kahn (@JosephKahn): "Here's my theory why Avatar has no cultural impact even though they are the biggest selling films of all time. Gays cannot give a fuck about Avatar. No one aspires to be or have sex with a giant cat alien. Therefore it does not tap into the Gay industrial complex that highly influences media - from fashion editors to music critics to bon vivants. Avatar is a boomer cruise, a solid ..."
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Jacinthe in Pokémon Legends Z-A holding both arms extended with the palms upturned: "Très bien! Let us waste no time moving on to battle number 67, yes?"
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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this is one of the all time best C&H comics but it's been turned into a meme format and the meme completely misses the mark of the comic
Calvin and Hobbes comic panel 1 description: Calvin's father walks up to Calvin, sitting down next to a record player Calvin's father: PLAYING A RECORD? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. panel 2 description: Calvin's father squats down and points at two points on the record Calvin's father: COMPARE A POINT ON THE LABEL WITH A POINT ON THE RECORD'S OUTER EDGE. THEY BOTH MAKE A COMPLETE CIRCLE IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME, RIGHT? Calvin: YEAH... panel 3 description: close-up of Calvin's father Calvin's father: BUT THE POINT ON THE RECORD'S EDGE HAS TO MAKE A BIGGER CIRCLE IN THE SAME TIME, SO IT GOES FASTER. SEE, TWO POINTS ON ONE DISK MOVE AT TWO SPEEDS, EYEN THOUGH THEY BOTH MAKE THE SAME REVOLUTIONS PER MINUTE! panel 4 description: Calvin lies awake in bed with eyes wide-open in existential dread (no text)
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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they did not need to put a character this hot in a game for children
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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nurse joy after hours
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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have this lego set hanging by my desk at work and no one in the office has noticed the easter egg i added
LEGO Modern art set the same LEGO Modern art set as the previous picture but with markings indicating a hidden I II II L
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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look at my boy!!
Gengar sticking out its tongue in an icon with a symbol for the Gengarite held item in the corner but the stone looks like it is on Gengar's tongue kind of like it's showing you a piece of candy it's eating by sticking out its tongue
October 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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a picture taking in photo mode of Pokémon Legends Z-A showing the protagonist sitting at a table at a café in Lumiose City with a Fletchinder beside her and the Prism Tower in the background at sunset
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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wokémon
NPC in Pokémon Legends Z-A: "There are male Pokémon, female Pokémon, and even Pokémon with unknown genders." NPC in Pokémon Legends Z-A: "Just like people, Pokémon vary wildly. Their gender can be male, female, or unknown."
October 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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a NPC in Pokémon Legends Z-A saying "Sometimes being with others makes you feel more alone." a NPC in Pokémon Legends Z-A saying "I've been cleaning up the, um, droppings of wild Pokémon."
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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my precious baby (who will become a powerful witch)
a shiny fennekin in pokémon that i've been hunting for for the last 2 weeks and finally caught today
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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the thing about my steam most played is that i like to keep you guessing
image description: my steam library sorted by post played showing the top 9 games - Cookie Clicker - Marvel Rivals - Hollow Knight - Sonic Adventure 2 - Skyrim - Baba is You - Vampire Survivors - Armored Core VI - Garden Paws
September 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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this is my god now
image description: hornet (silksong)
September 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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my cat sitting in front of the screen that Silksong is being played on and it kinda looks like he's making eye contact with Hornet (and that they're about to kiss?? maybe??)
September 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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i love when people set me up for jokes
< when would it be? > 10/10 < i know i am, but like, what day?
September 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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3 down, 6 to go

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(there is no way in hell i'm going to try to complete the GO dex)
[screenshot of Pokémon HOME dex list] Paldea Pokédex 348 Kitakami Pokédex 122 Blueberry Pokédex 130 Hisui Pokédex 👑 242 Sinnoh Pokédex 👑 150 Galar Pokédex 374 Isle of Armor Pokédex 116 Crown Tundra Pokédex 144 Kanto Pokédex 👑 150 Pokédex 222
September 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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can't wait to find out if i won "Best Utah Comedian 2025" on december 12, 2030
Winners Best of Utah 2025 The votes are being tallied and the winners will be in soon! Check back to see the winners in... 1926 Days 11 Hours 40 Seconds 25 Minutes
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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my favorites

cajunavenger.github.io
a grid of my favorite pokémon by generation and type
August 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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it has come to my attention that i am nominated for Utah's Best Comedian

cityweekly.net/bestofutah
16m • ♥️ by author Can South Africans vote on this or is this like a Utah-only thing? Reply Reply with a reel Hide mayor_wren 1s • Author america seems pretty chill with letting south africans influence our elections so i say go for it
August 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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it has come to my attention that i am nominated for Utah's Best Comedian cityweekly.net/bestofutah
16m • ♥️ by author Can South Africans vote on this or is this like a Utah-only thing? Reply Reply with a reel Hide mayor_wren 1s • Author america seems pretty chill with letting south africans influence our elections so i say go for it
August 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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this is the best part of the silksong article
"What is Jira?" Gibson said when I asked if they used the task-management application. "Is it a software?" Pellen said, adding that they'd briefly used Trello before their account was deactivated because they didn't use it enough.
August 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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People also search for How many days until 9999999999999
August 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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i pulled one finally
a Lugia EX card in the Pokémon TCG Pocket app with missing background art and the text "New Art Coming Soon"
August 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis
July 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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nintendo: we made a new Donkey Kong design but pretty please don't make any art of him as a sexualized elephant like y'all did with Mario

nintendo: anyway here's Donkey Kong as a sexy elephant
donkey kong as an elephant but he looks like he'd be on a hear-me-out cake what that trunk do (picture of donkey kong transformed into an elephant) fatherhood is sexy (picture of donkey kong transformed into an elephant and in this game he's a surrogate father figure to a teenaged Pauline)
July 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM