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Snoring just means the crock pot is on high and the pussy marinating 🙂‍↕️

Please go and watch this amazing video by Bianca Graulau, about the impact of colonialism in Hawai’i and Puerto Rico’s diet and the agroecological movement fighting to fix that www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0WG...

Welebicha le llevamos sirviendo café al Papa antes que ustedes nos invadieran y si tanto maman con “American grown. American roasted.” porque carajos no veo ni un pote de Yaucono o una bolsita de Café Lareño o Café Rico en las góndolas de tus supermercados? Hablen claro, ustedes ni greca usan.

Bluesky is my safe space, so here it goes: The Oppenheimer script was bad and the movie was saved by its visuals. The women are so poorly drawn (Nolan is infamous for this) and the dialogue is thumping and heavy-handed. His films have a reputation of being intellectual but they feel shallow to me!

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You gotta apply pressure 24/7 about me. No days off.

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."

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Listening to the new Bad Bunny on three kings day like

hi y’all

Football minutes are a SCAM. Three minutes is basically ten. Stop the madness and just BRING OUT BEYONCÈ!

What if, and hear me out, we stop putting Jared Leto in movies

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life